MAGA, Conservative, King of Retards🇺🇸Grew up in the country and lives in Hellinois. God, Family, country. Professional Shitposter
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I if you’re seeing this it is because the algorithm knows you’re retarded and we’re supposed to be friends
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Next year I’m doing a challenge called “2027” it’s where I just keep trying to survive as usual.
Happy Saturday!
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I if you’re seeing this it is because the algorithm knows you’re retarded and we’re supposed to be friends
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I did not come up with this, but I love it still and you should read it :
8 THINGS YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER KNOW:
1. Someone out there once fell for you and never told you.
2. You made a stranger's day by being you.
3. Someone still remembers something kind you did years ago.
4, You've been the reason someone kept going.
5. Your name has come up in conversations about the best person someone knows.
6. Someone defended you when you weren't in the room.
7, There's someone who checks your messages and smiles
8. Your life inspires people who will never say a word.
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Gonna be a rough year if they are this aggressive already.......lol
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Holy crap it’s October!
There’s only 90 days left in the year 2026!
It’s a good time to ask how your resolutions are going?
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We complain a lot about a lot of things
And then suddenly something puts it in perspective
A buddy from the Philippines called me yesterday on WhatsApp and we’re chatting as I walk around and do things.
And he goes…Jay you said you have a small house
I was like, uhh yeah, I do
And Nelson’s like dude that’s a huge house and it’s super luxury
Never been to his place when I was there but I know he works two full time jobs and makes $60 a week at each job to support his kids and wife
Puts it in perspective
Stay humble and stay grateful
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We complain a lot about a lot of things
And then suddenly something puts it in perspective
A buddy from the Philippines called me yesterday on WhatsApp and we’re chatting as I walk around and do things.
And he goes…Jay you said you have a small house
I was like, uhh yeah, I do
And Nelson’s like dude that’s a huge house and it’s super luxury
Never been to his place when I was there but I know he works two full time jobs and makes $60 a week at each job to support his kids and wife
Puts it in perspective
Stay humble and stay grateful
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There are so many miserable effers that want to complain about everything all the time.
Don’t be that person, have a good day, no matter what they say! It’s Friday!!
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It’s important as a dad to have pets that get excited when you get home every day.
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Someone stole my 2027 sticker off my truck, or it fell off of the multiple old ones 😆
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