when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
Discord I am 26 years old and I am turning 27 in a week WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

Sep 24, 2026 · 2:26 AM UTC

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ok real talk no sarcasm we are still rolling out some bug fixes. Follow along here for the details:
Not seeing your age group yet? The update is still rolling out, and most of you won't need to confirm your age group. That said, a few things came up in the first wave of age group estimations: ➔ There’s an issue with age-restricted servers being unavailable even for confirmed adults. Updating your app can fix this, but we've identified a bug blocking it. We're working to resolve this. ➔ Some of you are seeing mismatched experiences across devices, for example appearing as “unconfirmed” on older mobile app versions. Also working on a fix here. ➔ UK, Australia, and Brazil (including VPN users there) already have age assurance, so your experience may be different. If you were confirmed already, your status stays the same and isn't affected by this launch. Follow this thread for ongoing updates 🧵
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Couple bugs fixed here:
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The bugs blocking age-restricted servers for confirmed adults and the mismatch across devices are both fixed. Restart your app and let us know if you're still running into problems!
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“Extremely popular age assurance update” Are we fuckin serious
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no we are so fckin sarcastic
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“Extremely popular”
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If you want to be a serious grown up data stealing company you can’t smol bean post anymore.
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Hope this "extremely popular" age assurance update doesn't back fire on you...
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Multi billion dollar company acting like they are a "uwu small bean" because they can't harvest more users data
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"extremely popular"
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"Haha we know you don't want this update at all but we're pushing it anyway haha" Acting all cutesy doesn't take away from the fact you just want to collect data
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The ratio says it all.
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You can just stop rolling out features no one wants.
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When you launch an update that’s probably going to put people in the wrong age group and also put kids in danger
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St George and the Wumpus
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"extremely popular" My negroid in Christ be so serious rn
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Saturn Devouring his Wumpus
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Who's everyone? Cancelled nitro
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>"extremely popular" >looks inside >the thing nobody wanted
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So you steal our data and now make fun of us? Fuck you
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The surveillance state now hides behind "uwu 🥺 👉👈" posts. Any data given to Discord can end up in the hands of the government, just like Flock.
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"extremely popular age assurance update" - in what universe? Literally everybody hates it. And the last year backlash + your own data leaks didn't teach you anything? Nobody wants this shite, buggy or not
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You make hundreds of millions in annual revenue. Stop larping as an indie company employing a small development team; this shtick of yours isn’t endearing in any sense by now. Perhaps if you properly vetted updates in the staging environment before releasing to production, we wouldn’t be here every time an update comes along now, would we? But no, you want that sweet real, live data now as soon as possible don’t we?
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Firstly, You're not a small indie app- you are a large corporation. When it comes to matters as serious as people's private and personal information, people's memories, friendships, and even jobs, you should make sure an update works before pushing it out on every platform. Secondly, not once have I seen a person celebrating or asking for ID verification on a social media platform other than the very much corrupt government whom is actively trying to take away rights and turn to mass surveillance. If people don't want children on their platforms it is up to the parents to take control of their child and survey them. Imagine if Google ruled out something like this. You suddenly try to go on to access your digital life but you can't because it's ai thought you were a child. Now either you have show them your private informatio knowing people can and have hacked into it's data previously or pray the ai will hear you out as you plead your case. This was a half-assed update, rushed out because the current regulations and politcal debates on saftey.
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"extremely popular" your company is embarrassing yourselves. I hope you get double the backlash its the least you deserve
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Ya'll are not going hard enough on the torture
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nobody was looking forward having our channel fucked up because you cannot do a correct update loser
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No. If I see this for my account, bye bye. But you love your insider access dont you. next time one of your staff are at a @FOSI meet, have them tell @tweetinjules its been a joy watching her fail and waste everyone's time.
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the "everyone" looking forward to this
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“Extremely popular?” Age verification is not “extremely popular”.
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一段話讓自己引來吉祥物殺生之禍,因為這樣而死的,最有名的大概是Jean-Paul Marat 為你而畫
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you were saying something about "extremely popular"?
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