Just a guy being a dude talking about the things I scroll through. Everything said should be taken Super-Duper serious.

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Man: I thought this was America Police: This is America Man:
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X right now with Grok
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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Love it. No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdos. No wimps. No almond milk drinkers or pineapples on pizza
No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdoes. No wimps. No radicals — JUST WARRIORS.
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Best protein bar is a steak
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There are days you wish you had back. Take time to enjoy now before it becomes then.
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Block Flock
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We are at an interesting point in history when stirring butter into your coffee with crispy bacon is healthier than your Starbucks order and more effective than your pre workout, but to each their own
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Just need this man to say he’s buying beef and suddenly my brisket is affordable
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"If you can tell me of anything greater or more staggering than this, I'd like to know what it is: God thought of me. He thought of you. There in that eternal counsel of his own will, he didn't merely conceive the plan, he saw you in it." - Dr. Martyn Lloyd-Jones A remastered "The Counsel of His Own Will" has been uploaded: piped.video/1BJWEipYnYE
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What’s the most annoying feature on Microsoft Word? Mine is when you drag a document just a little bit, accidentally hit the edge and it’s like alright, now we take up your whole screen.
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Believers will become more Christlike over time, but never more righteous. Our righteous status is all Christ’s, not the result of our self-improvement.
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“No you can’t eat Cheerios out of your cowboy boots,” is something you never thought you’d say, but then you had kids
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I watched the Odyssey and here is my take: 1. Overall not bad, brought the whole family - don’t judge 2. Clothing and armor: clearly not Greek 3. Cinematography questionable at best for this genre 4. Fight scenes great, some nail biting, some hilarious and needs work 5. Cyclopes not as scary as the book 6. Did not feel like I was in Ancient Greece 7. There was far more than one character that I couldn’t tell the gender of, like at least 100 maybe more - Hollywood is out of control 8. My wife is now telling me we watched Minions & Monsters
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We’ve reached a point where the healthiest way to eat lettuce is deep fry it
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