Just locked in a fresh 30-year mortgage at 74%. We’re going to be homeowners!

Sep 20, 2022 · 2:05 PM UTC

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Replying to @dougboneparth
Dude
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This you too?
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😂
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Replying to @dougboneparth
You’re not a homeowner, the Bank is the one who owns you
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I own shares of the bank. I own the bank.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
When you get a payday loan for a house
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Everyone who locked in at 69%:

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Replying to @dougboneparth
congratulations on your lease!
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I know a guy that could have given you a loan at only 73%. Me.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Dude you are hilarious. You should have a million followers.
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🤣💀💀
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Sounds a good bank. Think you could hook me up with good rate on a heloc?
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could have taken a 5/1 arm io for 69%
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pump solana
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Not bad LTV
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wow, 26% off is a bargain in this housing market!
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Nothing like paying 21x the cost of the home in interest alone. What a steal!
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Please move that camper out of the driveway …..Margaret HOA….
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Replying to @dougboneparth
You joke but we only have 5 year mortgages in the UK. I have 4 more years to hope rates come down or I will be remortgaging with 42% rate and -69% home value 4 years from now.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Where did you get that deal? Was just about to sign for 82%.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Actually you’ll be interestowners, never quite owning the home
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Make sure u refinance that at 69% few years later
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Replying to @dougboneparth
$0 down payment - more money for stonks

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Replying to @dougboneparth
Sounds like one of those Citadel mortgages
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How do I sign up? 😂
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Congrats! Under 80%, no PMI! Knock off those fees and Starbucks and you will be financially independent in 30 years
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Does it come with a coffin? Cuz that’s your Forever Home whether you like it or not.
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You can put your title info on dark web, creep steals your title and then he goes bankrupt, sweet.
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Congrats Doug !!!! What part of the Bronx did you manage to buy in ? Great dicision !
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Replying to @dougboneparth @BOSS365ALLIN
Aren't houses over priced still? Why wouldn't you wait to buy a house til housing market crash and save alot of money?
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I can get you 72% - DM me.
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