I’m not Vincent

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I’m anon now
Thinking of going with an anon pfp
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JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russia is responding to suspected dangerous infection leak from Siberian laboratory after researcher dies.
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Vincent retweeted
i fixed it
I’m anon now
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I often can't tell if a memory is real or something I dreamt
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Not trying to say anything but if Benjamin Netanyahu would show up in my bedroom in the middle of the night I would be dumbfounded
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If I was black I’d let you call me the N-word with the hard R
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We had dinner at an Indian restaurant with my parents in law. They kept looking at me funny the whole time. Eventually my wife just explained, “Yeah it’s a new bit he’s doing for Twitter where he has a paper bag in his head now. He does take it off in the bedroom…”
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Tried buying toilet paper from a guy behind the gas station but he spoke a foreign language so I couldn’t understand him. Turns out I bought heroin again. Hate this.
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Very disappointed that after decades of fire drills, not once has a building actually caught fire with me in it
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I wonder how easy it would be to bite a chunk out of your own flesh if your brain didn’t stop you
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Oh my god yes 🤤
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A neighbor's dog always viciously barks at everyone for no reason. I used to think he was an asshole for allowing it, but someone told me it started only after he had a stroke, so now I feel bad for him. I blame the real degenerates for making me so judgmental.
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Something different for lunch
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Thinking of going with an anon pfp
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People who dispose of their household trash in public trash bins are the scum of the earth.
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Wanna buy a Tesla and slap on a bumpersticker saying “I bought this after Elon went crazy 🖕 ” to bait the libtards
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Just copped a Porsche
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Rage bait tailgaters by spraying windshield wiper fluid on them
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Not responding to 99% of what people say to you is the best way to stay sane
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The character played by Sydney Sweeney in the show we’re watching has been killed off and I couldn’t be happier because she is one bad actress
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