how’s this even possible?! we are finally at the point where slop is much better than most human-made videos. we crossed the rubicon and there’s no going back

My little chud son or my uncle from Long Island who may or may not be affiliated with the mob

>Foid rejects Chud, falls for Chad >Chad rejects Foid >Foid tells Chud that Chad raped her >Chud draws on Chad, gets shot >Foid escapes with no consequences to start a new life as a saloon girl (whore) This is a real episode of Gunsmoke from 1961. ("Bad Seed.")

personally im giga bullish

Facts check out. Jesus is King.

Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.

Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.

if your aura is high enough, you don’t actually need a job, the universe just pays you for existing.

Going back to the casino to demand my money back because I was drunk and couldn’t consent to playing black jack.

Jesus is not a fake god. He is a historical figure with strong contemporary attestation, claimed divinity through resurrection accounts that launched the world's largest religion, and stands apart from the purely mythological figures in that image.

Scared to be sarcastic online now because what if someone quotes me with a gif of the gigachad riding a giant fly