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Probably on a plane
Laika: IT WAS THE BEAR!
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Laika: ***Buuuurrrp*** [Looks up at me] Laika: what was that crazy sound?!? Did you burp? I didn't burp! What was it?!?! Me: At least it wasn't one of your farts. 😆
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Decided to pull for SS Hilbert & Genesect and OMG! Thank you @PokemonMasters RNG gods! #PokemonMasters
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Recipe so y'all don't need to search Reddit:
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I normally don't bother with cooking trends, but not gonna lie, the Big Mama's cinnamon roll cake that's all over reddit sounded delish... So I made it.
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Good morning Portland!
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Super excited about this Inclusive Leadership in Tech panel at @dashconio!
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Kicking off panel sessions at @dashconio! @andrewkrug is hosting our first session on the foundations of security leadership at scale.
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Green light for @dashconio day 2! Here we goooooooo!!!
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All clear for @dashconio! Who's ready for some workshops?!?
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Really nice view from the tarmac. See you soon NYC! 🛫
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I'm riding a new B737-max & noticed the BT icon. I love that the feature is marked as "beta".
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Taking the balcony seats instead of standing up by the stage... Cuz I'm an old. 😂
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Laika's latest thing is jumping up behind me to lick the back of my head while on zoom calls. It's behavior I should discourage, but also it's pretty darn cute.
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Replying to @jrrickard
lol. TFW when you catch a trend before twitter's trending algo. 😆
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Russian stroopwafels! 😆 They're like the regular cookie part, but a thin spread of marshmallow fluff instead of the stroop.
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🐕 vs 🐿️
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.@devopsdaysChi is playing past sessions on the stream! One way you can gauge the age of an @editingemily video is by the amount of art behind her. 😆
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Feels like I just got home, but it's time to get on the bus to work. See you soon @devopsdaysChi!
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Sunday morning 🌅 (Black pup is Cinder. He's Laika's bestie & we're watching him while his people are on vacation)
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Total time from drop off to clearing security at Schiphol was 3 hrs! After a little bit of duty free shopping (& acquiring a peated port finished Dutch whiskey) I made it to my gate just as they started boarding.
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It's Lens Day! Just got my Laowa Nanomorph set & a used Tamron 28-70 f2.8!
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Decided to hang up some new art* in my office! * Conference Tshirts that I just couldn't bring myself to donate, so I framed them
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Welp, I guess I'm done with Inkay day, 15mins into it!
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Every time someone asks me what blog platform to use, I'm tempted to troll by posting this:
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I don't mess around when making nachos. 😆 Roast pork, mango salsa, guac & stuff
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Thanks to "memories" for reminding me how crazy I was 8 years ago. This was my first mileage run!
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It's closet cleaning day! As much as I ♥️many of these socks, I need to reclaim space & they have to go. 🥲
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Webpagetest will let you select some slower speeds to simulate things like mobile networks.
Replying to @Julie_Gund
Haha. Laika does that too!
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I don't know what's up with my twitter feed algo, but I really like it!
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.@irabinovitch kicking off @datadoghq Summit Sydney. It's all about community & learning from each other!
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Some of the dishes from last night's dinner at Quay.
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I'm about 48hrs into this Sydney trip & the whole thing can best be summed up as "parks, walking & stereotypical Aussie foods" 😆 Lammington, meat pie, jaffles:
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Got some cinnamon rolls at the new Kinnamons spot in the Pearl. They were tasty & the "blue star of cinnamon rolls" is accurate.
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OLCC (state liquor control) claims there are 4 bottles of Blood Oath Pact 8 for sale in Portland. After calling the shops, it turned out this was the only bottle left!
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Caught something special today. 😁
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This marketing is either really bad or really genius, but I'm not sure which. 🤔
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We ended up at Maison Dandoy & got both styles! We definitely prefer Liège.
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.@nonsie: BROaster chicken? I mean, do you even cluck cluck? 😂
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😭😭😭 (But good for them taking some time to rest)
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My last canelé in Bordeaux. I didn't eat nearly as many as I had intended, because surprisingly many of the small patisseries don't offer them. Of the big 2 chains, Bailladran was better than Toque Cuivrée (in my limited sampling of data).
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I got keys coming from overseas (cost a n***** 200 G's 😆)
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TFW when there's a puppet show that's been running in the park since before Oregon (where I live) became a state.
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Pastries by the river.
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First day in Bordeaux, time for some wine. Nothing special, but it's delicious & smooth... & I'm sure it'll pair well with this burger. 😂
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Also got a quick pic of Arnaud Nicolas's MOF award.
This morning @nonsie asked me what we had eaten, but wanted to know in English. Google translate doing it's thing 😆😂🤣 (I mean, technically, yes, it's a type of meat/sausage pie)
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Finished with the most amazing amandine... & Of course the view!
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Had a perfect lunch yesterday of pâté en croûte from Arnaud Nicolas. Started with the shrimp, then duck+foie, pork+foie+pistachio, pork+foie+pistachio+dried fruits.
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🎶🎵 Where it's at (the musée de arts et metiers)! They got two turntables and a microphone! 🎵🎶
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The verbena ice cream was very verbena-y... So it kinda was like eating soap ice cream.
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The rhubarb millefeuille was also amazing. Tart & flakey! The only negative I can possibly muster is that nobody ever knows how to cut millefeuille without making it into a mess. 😆
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Desserts were also hit & miss. I was looking forward to the strawberries, since they stole the show on the tomato carpaccio. Getting a whole bowl for them was a treat!
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Gazpacho with a lovage+mustard ice cream was just strange. Texturally, the cucumber bits were annoying in a soup I wanted to just be smooth. But the sharp bite of mustard at the end of each mouthful was unpleasant.
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Sweet & sour veggies was a strange combo. The s&s sauce was made with grapes & came close to that Chinese restaurant standard in taste, but paired with the veggies that seemed sauteed in butter, it didn't make sense.
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Zucchini sushi tasted good & the kalamata olive tapenade (in the swirls & underneath) made it interesting. But it ate strangely—too big to pick up, so it needed a knife & fork.
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The veloute was something that could inspire culinary students as the standard for this mother sauce. The herbed whip cream, while it provided an interesting temperature contrast, didn't work. There was too much & it melted too quickly. Perhaps adding a stabilizer like methocel?
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Dover sole continued the "needs salt" trend. The sauce bucked the Italian "never cheese with fish" rule & I suspect they thought the cheese in the sauce would add enough salinity. Sadly, the potato was the best item of the dish (it was quite good)
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The beet tartare was a creative play with a fake egg (sour cream + carrot) & mustard (carrot puree). But the beets themselves ate like a standard northern/eastern euro beet salad. It *looked* like steak, but felt flat.
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Squash blossom stuffed with smoked eggplant "caviar". I'm honestly not sure why they used the word "caviar". The size here was perfect at 4 bites. Again, could have used salt, but more so, it needed texture w/ something crisp.
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The tomato carpaccio is a seasonal play on their classic turnip carpaccio. It's a simple dish that's dependent on top ingredients. In this case the tomatoes were quite good (& a touch more salt would bring them out), but the strawberries were the star.
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The onion gratin was onions at their pinnacle. The only way to improve it would be to devise a way to get more of the caramelized edges.
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Similarly, the trio of ravioli was also excellent & the tomato water is something to inspire with its clarity & clean flavor.
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The signature egg entree was delightful & you can definitely see why Alain Passard has earned his reputation.
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Celebrating Bastille Day with lunch at Arpège! @nonsie: this is definitely the "grandma chic" that some reviews said! 😆
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Walking through a park in Brussels yesterday & found a huge sack of baguettes stashed between some trees. 🤔😆
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Random Boba shop in Paris, but don't ask where, cuz you won't find it. 😆
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Even worse is this Clefkey just taunting me from the adjacent PokeStop that's out of range!
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Replying to @bridgetkromhout
Laika has decided that being part cattle dog means being part cattle... so she nibbles on all the plants. 😆
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Yikes. The couple weeks are gonna be 🔥🥵🔥 in France.
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Laika: why are you still working? Stop the computering, because I need to eat your hands!!!
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To celebrate my first day back at @datadoghq, here's a photo from Datadog HQ that I took on this day back in 2018!
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I mean, the math is with the pro-gun crowd on this—if people were allowed to have their guns, they would have only had *one* shooting instead of three. 🤦🏻‍♂️
Some really great views coming into Oregon! Sometimes I need to be reminded that I live in a pretty cool place.
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I found the "plus" in Economy Plus! 😂 Yep, my seat arm rest is held together with tape & a label that says "inoperative"!
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I had no idea they made 3 liter bottles of Nikka From the Barrel (standard size is 500ml)! 😯
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