When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in Cornell city? Hit up seven of my boys and we’re all down to sniff some kitty with the crew… we were thinking we’d bang you

Get it? Because of the rapey ketamine gangbangs that the AI Safety people always run?

Hey, the people are voting for me!

Fuckin haters, on God

Honestly it’s refreshing to learn the young men at Cornell are so interested in AI Safety. The kids are alright

Someone getting a bad price on something you know the price of: “that’s not the price anymore”

I DO NOT WANT TO JUMP ON A “QUICK CALL” YOU ARE NOT AN “ANALYST” YOUR JOB IS TO PLAY TICKET GOLF AND KISS ASS AND YOU FUVK UP EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER TOUCHED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

Asking for a friend: are Armenians considered Latina?

One day I’m going to post something so bad that my watch is going to spontaneously explode and I will know in my last moments that she really was netanyahu’s daughter

Me and this bigass Mexican guy sitting next to me just looked at each other like “yeah they fucked us” and he proceeded to sleep on my shoulder the whole way. It was cute

Whenever you talk to a finance bro they’re always talking about traveling to spicy third world countries to have Latina teenagers sniff coke off their balls but anytime you ask a principal engineer who makes the same amount of money “how’s life” they always hit you with this

First month of new job: fuck yeah Second month: yeah, still like it Month 3:

I wanna post my watch (worst financial decision I’ve ever made in my entire life) but then you groids will identify me in public

Still remember that evil egirl with obviously overdone filler who can’t stop lying about it