ADD ME TO YOUR FNFs.
first you need to add me. this is the hardest part because apparently FNF group admins guard the invite link like it’s the seed phrase to a wallet holding 400 btc.
you finally add me.
I say “gm gang.”
0 reactions.
perfect. onboarding complete.
day 2, someone drops a ticker. i research it for 45 minutes, come back with the entire thesis, dev’s childhood history, wallet clusters and his mother’s maiden name.
someone replies “looks mid.”
coin does 14x.
nobody mentions it again.
day 4, i drop alpha.
everyone ignores it.
6 hours later someone with 80k followers tweets the exact same thing.
suddenly the gc is screaming “HOLY SHIT.”
i remain humble.
day 7, i’m fully integrated. i know who hates who, who owes who money, who secretly roundtrips every 10x and which member has said “last trade for today” 17 times.
someone asks “ca?”
i have it.
someone asks “why is it dumping?”
i don’t know but i’ll confidently say “healthy retrace.”
-72%.
someone asks “are we cooked?”
yes.
but morale is important so i say “thesis unchanged.”
eventually you realize i’m not just another member.
i’m research, customer support, entertainment, emotional support and exit liquidity bundled into one account.
so please add me to your FNF group or anything similar.
worst case: i yap.
best case: i provide generational alpha.
most likely case: we all lose money together and call it networking.