How to 12x your MRR in 1 minute:
1. Triple the pricing
2. Reduce usage by 50%
3. Add no extra value
4. Repeat next year
@beehiiv keeps increasing its prices every year.
As a customer, I feel ripped off.
So I'm churning.
What's the best alternative?
1999:
-interview is fizzbuzz on a whiteboard, five minutes, job offered by Friday
2025:
-five rounds, a take-home project, and a rejection email generated by the same system that scanned your CV
things I'd put on my CV if honesty were allowed:
'fixed it by restarting the pod'
'copied the fix from the last outage'
'closed the ticket, reopened in 2 weeks'
'googled my own stack overflow answer'