he/him, 30・silly video guy (piped.video/c/m0ppu)・twitch.tv/m0ppu・genetic ssbm freak・seen every anime・language learning enthusiast

Okayama City, 岡山県
This being literally the only comment on this is completely insane
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Haven’t heard anything about spontaneous combustion lately. People don’t be spontaneously combusting anymore
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Nah we’re leaving “America has no culture” back in woke 1. For better or for worse America is extremely unique and influential with its own vibe and identity to it. It’s so pervasive globally that atp people who say this are just in a “fish not knowing what water is” situation
America’s complete lack of cultural identity shapes their worldview SO MUCH, and the worst part is they constantly try to force their bullshit onto the rest of us... I’m genuinely so sick and tired of that country
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Teenagers digging up an old post about attack on titan acting like someone enjoying it in 2013 was somehow prophetic or ahead of the game is the funniest shit in the world bro
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This guy is getting ratioed to hell and back in the QRTs and replies, but he’s right. People use lots of words like “objective” and “metrics”, but even those things’ value just comes down to their subjective understanding of the consensus. They will tell you XYZ characteristics
People who differentiate between “best” and “favourite” are usually just too embarrassed to call their favourite movie the best movie of all time.
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is that there is no reason, objectively, that one aspect of a piece of art is more important than another, nor that any particular aspect is good. It exclusively comes down to whether and not you personally value it. My mother’s cooking IS better than a Michelin star chef’s btw
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This interaction really gets to the heart of it. There is no reason, objectively, that any of the traits this guy describes make food good. You have decided, arbitrarily, that they matter. This is inherently absurd
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I get that I deserve this for even reading melee Reddit in the first place, but seeing people sincerely try to say 2011 mango would be top 100 in 2026 is so insane I can’t even wrap my head around it LMAO The sheer lack of respect for modern melee leaves me speechless
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This feels so good in my brain. For whatever reason my brain always just idly flies around old maps from games like halo, cod, etc while thinking about unrelated things. Legit since I was kid, flying around game maps has been subway surfers in the corner of my mental processes
Fuck it, MW2 Trickline
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It does this with real places too, like old places of work, or schools I used to attend. Not sure why my brain likes flying around familiar environments so much as my mental screensaver but here we are
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I post about Minecraft, go to bed, and wake up to right wingers calling each other slurs in my replies that I’ve never even heard of
It’s still sooooo insane to me that I bought Minecraft in 2009 and had an account for over a decade, but some wack-ass account migration happened and I missed my window to manually port my account (which I have to do WHY?) so now I just don’t have a Minecraft account anymore
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It’s still sooooo insane to me that I bought Minecraft in 2009 and had an account for over a decade, but some wack-ass account migration happened and I missed my window to manually port my account (which I have to do WHY?) so now I just don’t have a Minecraft account anymore
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It’s crazy to me that it’s even possible for me to buy a game digitally and then just not own it anymore because I didn’t touch it for a long time
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I wish I could make a living just learning languages all the time. I suppose the polyglot grifter YouTuber niche is available but I actually want to learn the languages for real which doesn’t lend itself well to YouTube I think
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Currently visiting the in-laws and it’s actually fucking crazy how much time I waste when I’m just sitting in a big empty house with my phone. Like it’s actually fucking absurd how much time I spent just scrolling today
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I should be allowed to get up early and go to bed late every day with no negative repercussions. Only me though you guys still have to sleep at regular times
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My daughter when I walk in and go “hi buddy!”
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The way I would be entering a diabetic coma 4 pages into the book
mornings in september☕️💭
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There’s a genre of person who just kind of short circuits and stares at you blankly when you make a quip or say something silly and it’s not like, a reference to some existing show or video or whatever. Like the concept of making a joke that isn’t a reference is incomprehensible
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