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What does your follower growth chart look like geographically?
Some people have a nice steady hill.
Some live on a plateau.
Mine looks like someone stuck a few random needles into flat ground. 😂
Not sure geography has a name for this.
If X Was Real Life (9) — "hot take"
At a restaurant, a waiter puts down a sizzling plate.
“Careful, it’s hot.”
A guy at the next table suddenly stands up. He grabs the hot plate with both hands.
“HOT TAKE!” 🥘
Everyone goes silent.
“AI agents will replace SaaS.”
Been getting more new followers lately, and I usually follow back one by one.
Problem is, I keep hitting X’s follow limit.
So now every time I click “Follow back”, it has somehow become Minesweeper.
🙂 click
🙂 click
🙂 click
😬 click
😬 click
💥 LIMIT ! ! ! 🥲
If X Was Real Life (8) - "Self-Promo"
You’re sitting in a café when a guy stands up:
“Hi everyone, what are YOU building?”
He puts a big cardboard on the floor.
“Drop yours below.”
One by one, people walk over and start throwing in business cards and product flyers.
If X Was Real Life (7) - "the life coach"
A stranger mentions he’s tired.
You immediately turn toward him:
“Being tired isn’t about sleep. It’s about having no purpose.”
Then you finish with “Agree?”
and stare at him until he answers
If X Was Real Life (5) - "X circles"
A guy stands up: “Where’s my X circle?”
His friends rush over and surround him.
5 mins later another guy: “Circle check!”
Everyone scatters and forms new circle.
One of your guys is in his circle now.
He avoids eye contact with you. 👀
I need your help sabotaging my competitor @tirthaexe
We’re racing on follower growth, and he just launched his product "jotseed" 1h ago.
Please go try it, give him feedback, keep him busy with launch.
The less time he has for X, the better my chances.
Mwahahaha😼
Write More Down.
Write down the idea you're afraid someone will steal.
Write down the thought that doesn't make sense yet.
Write down the thing you're pretending not to feel.
Write it down so your head stops rehearsing it.
Write it down so you can hate it tomorrow and move on.
Write it down so the good ones have somewhere to live.
Then read them back.
Most will be nothing. A few will be everything. You won't know which is which until you see them on paper.
I built Jotseed🌱for this exact loop.
Free. Private. NO AI writing for you.
Start with one line tonight.
jotseed.com/?utm_source=x
I finally hit my little goal of 1,234 followers today. 😁
I’ve met some really good people here just by replying, joking around and visiting each other’s little corners.
Looking forward to connecting more of you 🤝
Next Goal: 1357!🚀🚀🚀
If X Was Real Life (5) - "emoji"
Someone tells a mildly funny joke.
You walk over.
Don’t say anything.
You force a huge smile,
squeeze exactly two tears out of your eyes,
point at your face and leave.
😂
If X Was Real Life (4) - "notifications 🔔"
You meet someone you like at a café.
You pull out a tiny bell and hang it around their neck.
"So I know every time you say something."
If X Was Real Life (3) - "celebration"
You gather 1,000 strangers into a hall.
You walk onto the stage:
“I honestly never expected this.”
“Thank you to every single one of you. ❤️”
A man in the back whispers:
“Who is this guy?”
His friend:
“No idea. He followed me first.”
If X Was Real Life (2) - "like"
You’re talking to someone at a café.
A complete stranger walks over.
Doesn’t say a word.
Looks you in the eye.
Made a gesture🫶
Then walks away.
You just got a like. ❤️
Imagine if we socialized in real life like we do on X.
7am. Packed train station. You suddenly yell:
“GOOD MORNING BUILDERS! 🚀 WHO’S BUILDING TODAY?”
Then walk up to a stranger:
“Hey, let’s connect!”
Perfectly normal person. 😆
Sorry bro, I know I already gave you my sympathy yesterday, but an evil thought just entered my head and I have to say it…
That tomato can really went: “FIRST BLOOD.” 😂
AI can reason, connect ideas and find surprisingly smart answers within a given problem.
What I’m less sure about is whether it questions the frame itself.
AI is great at exploring the box.
Humans still ask why there’s a box at all.
2 days ago I set a goal: 1,234 followers.
I was only 40-something away. Easy, I thought.
Two days later: still stuck at 1,200 🥲
Maybe hitting the follow-back limit too often got me shadowbanned for… following people back?
34 to go. Pls help me get there!💪Let’s #connect.
Companies are rushing to automate everything with AI.
Tiny problem: some of those processes were already a mess.
Before AI: human-speed chaos.
After AI: machine-speed chaos. 🚀
I think I’m starting to recognize the “AI influencer | growth tips | DM for collabs” accounts from the profile picture alone. 😁
Still, I appreciate you guys noticing my tiny account.