I’m convinced New York is a social experiment. New bread store just opened (not a bakery, but a bread store): Rye I went in to grab a loaf, my friend and I took guesses on how much a loaf would cost I guessed $25 She guessed $80 based on the interior of the store $60 for a loaf of bread. There’s no way people with a fully developed frontal cortex are buying $60 loafs of bread

The most insufferable people in the world are the ones without a lack of urgency Slow walkers People who take forever to order Move over. Get it together

Happy drone day to those who celebrate

When a man calls you drunk, it’s actually a great sign of respect in their culture.

On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. Me: the day venus goes retrograde Him: ???

Spent my Friday night researching the difference between “Thou shalt not kill” and “Thou shalt not murder.” The original Hebrew uses lo tirtsach ratsach meaning murder or wrongful homicide, rather than the broader Hebrew term for killing. It’s a significant distinction: “Thou shalt not kill” sounds like an absolute prohibition on taking human life, while “Thou shalt not murder” condemns the unjust taking of life. The Bible itself distinguishes murder from killing in contexts like war and self-defense. So basically one english word can completely change how you understand one of the 10 Commandments. It’s autistic times like these where I really need a husband.

What’s the point of dating anymore? You find a man, you go on an amazing first date. He’s obsessed with you. You spend an extended period of time together without wanting to kill each other. You start thinking this maybe could be something. So you tell him you like him, because honesty is the best policy, right? WRONG you messed up already. He initially tells you he likes you too. Then it starts happening. He starts slowly pulling away. Text messages happen a little more infrequently, you start calling and texting first. You call him out on pulling away, he says he’s “busy” The man who was obsessed with you when he first met you (because you were out of his league) now has the power. So eventually, you get annoyed and you send a paragraph telling him that you don’t want a penpal and you want to be treated correctly. He replies I’m sorry, but doesn’t do anything to correct his behavior. No act in furtherance of his apology. So it’s done, it’s over. Another one bites the dust. A tale as old as time

Only in New York

When he’s not obsessed with me so I have to deploy another personality

Sitting next to what I thought was a first date. It's a "coffee chat" a “networking” date Her work experience? modeling and "marketing" Men will make up a work opportunity to earn a woman's trust and then try to sleep with her.

In order to be a credible network, Fox must continue to platform those with contrary views. This kind of rhetoric contributes to the growing divide and polarization within this country. Fox should continue platforming Democrats. A ridiculous take by President Trump.

Excessive lip filler is probably the grossest trend of the last decade

Women in men’s fields

Men fall in love when they feel useful. Put him to use. If he doesn’t help, he doesn’t love you.

Type of girl to put you in therapy

How to manipulate a man: 1. Pretend to care when he tells you things 2. Bring up his successes 3. Tell him he’s unique 4. Tell him he can solve any problem 5. Tell him you will support him with any choice he decides to make 6. Steps 1-5, then ignore him.

Every woman needs a 23 year old boyfriend