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the internet rabbit hole 🕳️
In 1994, Jeff Bezos famously spotted a stat that made him leave his high-paying PE job to start Amazon: 💡 The Internet was growing 2300% per year. What are the generation-defining stats of today? I'll post a few to kick things off...
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Steph Smith retweeted
Possibly life changing event.. Did not realize how deep my love for Honeycrisp apples were.
Absolutely no one: Me:
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Running this back w @internet_pipes & @Jared_Seidel_ but this time... 🍎🍏🍎 With 7,500+ varieties, can you tell 'em apart? Do you know your fave? And what pairs best? We'll find out by tasting: 🍎 10+ types 🍏 10+ pairings (🍯, 🍫, mustard?) 🍎 Alts (jelly, cider, dried, etc)
First @internet_pipes rare fruit tasting was a success! Huge thanks to @Jared_Seidel_ for hosting at his beauuutiful Russian Hill apartment. Had over 30 fruit to try — all sourced locally. Got people to guess 16 of them. Highest score was 11! What don’t you recognize? 🍈
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🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏 If you're in SF, come join us on Tues! Or if you want instructions to run your own apple tasting at home, comment your fave apple variety above. 🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏
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Steph Smith retweeted
Replying to @stephsmithio
@stephsmithio and i are running it back for our second edition of a rare fruit tasting party in sf. This time we’re doing apples. Tuesday 9/29
Last night I hosted a rare fruit tasting party at my house with @stephsmithio through her @internet_pipes community. It was a freakin blast! IRL events don’t have to be that complicated. Just put a little bit of effort into the small details
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Literally how did we keep track of our items before Find My
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The number of times this has saved me >>>
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Total gamechanger. First thing in a while that can actually make an airline stand out.
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They should really start marketing this when you’re buying a flight, instead of surprising you after for it. I’d pay a meaningful amount for it over standard airplane WiFi
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Also thinking about how this changes airline economics… For ex: if you have truly high speed internet, you can scrap built in screens and entertainment rights, since ppl just bring their own. I’m sure there are other 2nd order effects I can’t even think of
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Biggest lie ever told
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Oh yes so funny hahahahaha
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It’s actually insane how many robocalls I get despite blocking and marking every single one as spam. Can someone PLS make a functioning do not call list???
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I know I’m late to this party but sir what is this? 🧐
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The crazy part of healthy eating is that is you sustain it for long enough, your cravings actually shift. Like holy moly, never thought I would crave microgreens, pistachios, and apples but here we are.
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This is insane. $200/night for rent.
San Francisco median rent for a two bedroom apartment hits over $6000 a month Up 25.9% year over year Up 5.6% since last month
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I mean this is just insane
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Never been more convinced of simulation
So this could turn out to be a World Cup final.
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WDYM there’s no FIFA tomorrow???
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Ok soooo what sport should we all bandwagon into next
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