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@PoolzPad Presale Opening Soon to Exclusive Groups
Poolz Council and $SEAL DAO get in before anyone else
The initial FDV for $POOLZ on RHC is $400,000 - a 20% discount off the previous FDV it held on BNB Chain
The total raise is a $100,000
Core token utility has upgraded from staking to trading with auto buyback + burn tied to trade volume
Plus trader incentives like presale access, monthly stablecoin payouts, and airdrops for the most active traders
The system is designed to continuously buy and burn the token in perpetuity
Want first access to top-tier presales like this? Get in $SEAL DAO
See you on the beach!
We are introducing a new $POOLZ token, a new platform, and a fresh direction built around a stronger and more active ecosystem.
$POOLZ will launch at a $400K FDV, with 50% of the total supply going to eligible legacy $POOLX holders who completed the migration process. Eligible holders are also free to sell their old $POOLX at any time.
Our goal is simple: build a better Poolz Pad, bring more opportunities to our community and keep growing from here.
⭐️ Want to know more about the new $POOLZ and what’s coming next?
Read the full article here:
poolzpad.medium.com/introduc…
More soon.
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Value of global equities: $158 trillion
Value of global bonds: $170 trillion
Value of gold: $30 trillion
Value of money markets: $7 trillion
Value of ALL OF CRYPTO including bitcoin:native ethereum:native and all alts: $2.88 trillion
And yet somehow there are people who think that crypto wont go up over time
Good lord
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We are building in public.
Our Robinhood Chain testnet rehearsal is now live as a read-only preview.
✔️ 7-stage deployment flow
✔️ 40/40/20 fee split
✔️ Vault tracking
✔️ Clear transaction verification
Live transaction proof will be added after the official testnet run — only when it can be independently verified.
🔗 poolzpad.com/testnet-evidenc…
🔥 The Exclusive $POOLZ Private Sale is now open to high-tier investors and filling fast. Token launch: ~30 days.
More details how to join: t.me/Poolz_Announcements/473…
Trade $POOLZ. Earn allocations. Get rewarded.
We’ll keep you updated almost every day on our development progress. More 🔜
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Ep. 253: Uptober is Here! $SEAL Live on FOMO App + Upcoming Launch You Dont Want to Miss! x.lingyaoai.com/i/broadcasts/1RJjpbvBM…
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Oil down, yields cooling and $BTC testing the local high 👀
The macro setup is definitely getting interesting. Let’s see if Bitcoin can break through.
Ep. 253: Uptober is Here! $SEAL Live on FOMO App + Upcoming Launch You Dont Want to Miss! x.lingyaoai.com/i/broadcasts/1RJjpbvBM…
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PURE INSANITY
"Agricultural Bank of China" is valued higher than The World's Computer - @ethereum!
ethereum:native in for a violent repricing after a 5 year consolidation
$20,000 ethereum:native = Microsoft's valuation
This will happen within 5 years or so
See you bulls on the beach
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Smart money embraces uncertainty and knows that the past is no guarantee of future results
Therefore smart money is front running the 4 year cycle
Be smart and front run with them
See you on the beach
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Another bullish benefit for $SEAL DAO members:
Exclusive access to the @PoolzPad private sale at $400k FDV
100% of tokens unlocked at launch
And an auto buyback and burn economy driven by trading and curated pad launches
See you on the beach!
Exclusive $POOLZ Private Sale is LIVE!
Poolz is entering its next chapter:
A new Poolz Pad.
A new $POOLZ token.
A new home on Robinhood Chain with a deflationary token economy.
The funds raised will support the development and launch of Poolz Pad, initial liquidity, marketing, partnerships, and the continued growth of the Poolz ecosystem.
🔹 Exclusive Private Sale Terms:
Token: $POOLZ
Network: Robinhood Chain
Total Supply: 55,000,000 $POOLZ
Private Sale Allocation: 25% of total supply
Fundraising Target: $100,000
Private Sale & Launch FDV: $400,000
Sale Price: $0.0072 per $POOLZ
Vesting: 100% unlocked at launch (TGE)
⏳ The private sale will run for only 14 days, or until the $100,000 target is fully filled — whichever comes first.
The official listing date will be announced once the raise is completed, with the launch currently targeted for approximately 4 weeks from now.
🔒 Exclusive Access
The Private Sale is being shared exclusively with the Poolz Council, $SEAL DAO and selected KOLs.
Poolz community members who are interested in joining the Poolz Council will also have the opportunity to participate.
Council membership requires holding approximately 200,000 $POOLZ. To join through the Private Sale, the minimum contribution is $1,500 to reach this amount.
Any allocation remaining after the Exclusive Private Sale will be made available to the Poolz Community.
📝 How to Participate
If you’re interested in joining the Poolz Council and participating in the Private Sale, please DM t.me/Zen036 for the Contribution Form.
More info in our Telegram Group: t.me/PoolzOfficialCommunity
Welcome to the next chapter of Poolz. 🌊
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Thanks to new SEC guidance, the new meta this cycle will be buybacks or buybacks + burns/airdrops
All our Conviction Plays including robinhood:0xdf608a65311f36242a5cc5fa056b9ae43db55ea1 follow this meta:
@PoolzPad - auto buy and burn of $POOLZ
@ZorpDigital - buy and airdrop tech stocks
@xCryptoParadise - buy and airdrop robinhood:0xdf608a65311f36242a5cc5fa056b9ae43db55ea1
@BagOnchain - buy and airdrop @Snowflake stock
And the list goes on
Let's make buybacks great again and we will see you on the beach!
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Ep. 252: Is Uptober About to Melt Faces?! x.lingyaoai.com/i/broadcasts/1wxWjlkBL…
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$POOLZ dev team is cooking!
Here's a look at the buy and burn tracker as it's in development
poolz-investor-preview.verce…
40% of all Uniswap v4 hook fees go towards buying and burning the token
Launchpad access + trader rewards drive the machine
EXCLUSIVE $POOLZ PRESALE opening soon
Join the TG to get involved
t.me/PoolzOfficialCommunity
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To the $INDEX (@TheIndexFi) whale that bought $18 in $ZORP (@ZorpDigital)
You might want to bid a little more bro
Hopefully we see you on the beach soon
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Why are some of you guys even in the trenches?
Happy you made some tiny profits scalping a low cap gem
But a couple hundred dollars in profits is not how you end up retired on the beach
Remember that $SEAL fam
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Ep. 251: Find Out Why Alt Season is Around the Corner! x.lingyaoai.com/i/broadcasts/1AxRnZykl…
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NEW CONVICTION PLAY CALL: $ZORP @ZorpDigital
Yesterday $ZORP was shared in the $SEAL DAO at $30k mcap. Since then it ran as high as ~$60k mcap and is now consolidating around $40k. Daily volume is holding solid at ~$26k.
Here's the thesis:
$ZORP is an AI Agent platform combined with a tokenized stock mechanism:
The more $ZORP you hold, the more you get airdropped daily in tokenized tech stocks like APPLE, NVIDIA, META, and AMAZON.
🔑 Baseline to create an Agent: 0.3% of supply, which currently runs about $150.
💰 Yesterday alone, ~$400 was sent out to the Top 20 holders in stock-token rewards.
The more $ZORP you hold, the bigger your daily cut.
What makes this interesting long-term: the dev is himself a big whale, and he's cooking up more tech
The next piece is trading agents — some of which will be trading $ZORP itself, which is the kind of thing that can keep volume alive and stock rewards flowing
That said, $ZORP is still a low cap, early-stage play. Volume needs to keep coming for this thesis to work, and low caps move fast in both directions. If you like it after doing your own research, be ready for volatility. This is a slow cook, not a guaranteed outcome.
Disclosure: Crypto Paradise holds a bag of $ZORP and plans to keep holding as long as the thesis plays out and the team's efforts stay consistent.
DYOR. NFA.
🔗 Chart: dexscreener.com/robinhood/0x…
🌐 Website: zorp.digital/
🐦 X: x.lingyaoai.com/ZorpDigital
💬 TG: t.me/ZorpDigital
See you on the beach!
🎁 ZORP STOCK REWARD $4,500+ DISTRIBUTED
Another milestone for the ZORP ecosystem.
More than $4,500 worth of Stock Tokens has now been distributed to the ZORP community through our reward system.
Rewards have been distributed across:
🏆 Top ZORP Holders
🤖 ZORP Agent Wallets
Stock rewards distributed so far include:
🟢 NVIDIA (NVDA)
🔵 META
🍎 APPLE (AAPL)
📦 AMAZON (AMZN)
And this is only the beginning.
ZORP is building a reward ecosystem where holding and participating in the platform can provide access to distributions in different Stock Tokens over time.
TOTAL STOCK REWARDS DISTRIBUTED: $4,500+
More stocks. More distributions. More utility for the ZORP ecosystem.
Hold $ZORP. Build your Agent. Be part of the ecosystem.
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👉 #DidYouKnow
Poolz has been through 220+ token sales, helping projects raise tens of millions of dollars over the years?
Now we’re building the next chapter with Poolz Pad 2.0. $POOLZ launches on Robinhood Chain, while the pad itself will be multichain.
The goal is to bring back the 2021 launchpad experience into a new cycle: carefully selected projects, fair allocations, fixed prices, and a clear path from launch to listing. 🔥
$POOLZ starts at:
🔹 55M $POOLZ total supply
🔹 $100K raise
🔹 $400K launch FDV
🔹 $0.0072 launch price
🔹 100% unlocked at TGE
On the same chain, $PONS sits around $430M, while $POOLZ starts at $400K FDV.
🔗 Read the full article on Poolz Pad Journal: poolzpad.com/journal/poolz-v…
More 🔜
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👉 #DidYouKnow
More than 220 projects have launched through Poolz since the platform started?
Projects across all levels apply — from Tier-1 to Tier-X. Our goal is to bring more Tier-1 opportunities to our community while helping others meet Poolz standards.
📊 Based on our historical data, more than 10% of projects launched through Poolz reached 20x - 100x from their sale price at listing.
Meanwhile, on high-volume token launch platforms, less than 0.1% of launched tokens reach a $10M+ market cap.
Profits are still possible, but the odds are lower and the risk significantly higher.
Not every project will perform the same, and past performance doesn’t guarantee future results, but our approach stays the same:
Review. Select. Improve. Then launch.
🔗 Read the full article on Poolz Pad Journal: poolzpad.com/journal/poolz-v…
More 🔜
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It all started with @MetaMask.
Years ago, almost everyone used the same method. You had to go to PancakeSwap or Uniswap and manually increase the slippage tolerance.
Now, everything is 100x easier.
The new Poolz Pad will support all the popular wallets people use in 2026, making it much easier to buy tokens during presales across multiple chains.
🔗 poolzpad.com
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Ep. 250: Saylor Buying $BTC but Oil Weighing on the Market + New Conviction Call in the DAO! x.lingyaoai.com/i/broadcasts/1wxWjlOAB…
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A project we partnered up with when they were only 60k MC just became partners with @shroom_network whos native token has over a $20 Million MC .... robinhood:0x96765066f6a040a21eb027167d2315b707c82633 about to get interesting 🐦⬛
Happy to welcome @shroom_network as a new Ravenhood partner 🍄🐦⬛
We’ve been talking with the team and quickly realized we share a similar mindset around long term liquidity and putting treasury assets to work.
Both sides will be buying each other’s tokens and pairing them together to create productive, long term liquidity.
Simple idea: work together, generate yield, and grow both ecosystems over time.
robinhood:0x96765066f6a040a21eb027167d2315b707c82633 🤝 robinhood:0xab093def657f15df31b33922a95e047add645b29
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