Bitcoin just got hit hard. $BTC surged above $87,000 early Friday before dropping below $84,000 within hours. Nearly $600 million in crypto positions were wiped out as the sell-off accelerated following a weaker-than-expected U.S. jobs report. BTC has since stabilized around $84,800.

After 2 Months… The CXMT Short Is Finally Gone. The biggest $CXMT short has completely closed the position. After holding the massive short for nearly two months, the trader finally took the loss — roughly $10.79M gone. Nearly $11M lost on a single trade. That’s one painful exit.

Held through a $9.5M paper loss… only to finally walk away with a $2.44M loss. An ETH whale just moved 6,595.2 $ETH worth ~$17.57M to Coinbase. The position was built around ~$3,040 per ETH during June–August 2025. More than a year later, the whale appears to be closing the trade. Sometimes the hardest part isn’t buying the dip. It’s knowing when to finally say goodbye.

Bitcoin breaks above $87,000. Softer economic data and improving liquidity expectations are giving risk assets another boost this week. Crypto is catching the bid, with nearly $275M in short positions liquidated over the past 24 hours. Shorts are getting squeezed as BTC pushes higher.

It’s the weekend, pretty girl Let’s put all the stress and tiredness aside for a while. This weekend, let yourself have a little fun, look extra pretty, and just enjoy the moment.

Invest $10K in Nike 10 years ago. Today, you’d have roughly $7.8K. That’s about a 21% loss over a decade, even with dividends reinvested. Sometimes “buy and hold” hurts

September was brutal for crypto security. Hackers stole $766.5M across 55 major attacks, up roughly 462% from August’s $136.3M, making it the worst month of 2026 so far. Two incidents accounted for ~92% of the losses: Bitget: ~$387M Liquid Network: ~$320M, with ~$285M later returned Crypto security just had its worst month of the year.

NEAR Intents has been exploited for approximately $3.8M. The incident was linked to a bug involving its Omni deposit/withdrawal infrastructure and smart contract. $NEAR dropped nearly 10% following the exploit, while NEAR Intents has paused services and said affected users will be fully compensated. The NEAR blockchain itself was not reported as the direct target.

Uptober vibe

A Whale Just Came Back For $ETHFI. After nearly 2 years of silence, this wallet suddenly started accumulating ETHFI again. It withdrew 2.61M ETHFI from OKX two days ago, followed by another 6.91M ETHFI from Binance about 20 hours ago. That’s 9.52M ETHFI in just 2 days, worth roughly $7M. A very quiet wallet just made a very loud move.

Bitcoin and Ethereum just printed their highest monthly closes of 2026. Over the past 3 months: • $BTC: +$25,800 (+44%), its strongest Q3 since 2017 • $ETH: +71.2%, its strongest quarter on record Macro indicators are also pointing to a broader shift in the crypto cycle. The bull market narrative is getting harder to ignore.

It’s been a while since I got to sit down and have a drink with you. You’re still the same — still ridiculously cute, just like I remember.

Bitcoin surges above $85,000 and Ethereum has reclaimed $2,700 after PCE inflation came in at a 6 month low. Over $75 million in shorts have been liquidated in the last 60 minutes.

PUMP whale is back in the game. Machibigbrother’s fresh 10x long is now worth around $5.82M, with 1B $PUMP The position is currently down roughly $49K, after entering around $0.005872. So after taking $827K in profit, he went straight back in with another $5.8M position.

10 days from now marks exactly one year since crypto’s historic crash. October 10, 2025 — more than $19B in leveraged positions were liquidated in a single day. One of those days the crypto market won’t forget anytime soon.

QNT just got a very interesting on-chain wake-up call. A wallet labeled as Quant Network Founder moved 25,776 $QNT, worth nearly $7M, into a fresh wallet after roughly 7 years of inactivity. The transfers were split across several batches, with almost $5.4M moved in just two transactions. And the original wallet still holds more than 600K QNT, worth over $160M. One thing is clear: the old QNT stack is moving again

Heard this new iPhone model is really hot right now… 👀

Another 1,000 $BTC just hit Binance. A wallet linked to Matrixport has deposited another 1,000 BTC, worth roughly $83.94M, onto the exchange. That’s another $80M+ chunk moving into Binance. With this wallet showing up again, this is definitely a BTC flow worth keeping an eye on.

Time to go grocery shopping, everyone. 🛒 The market will still be there. Money can be made back, opportunities will come again. 😌