TRUMP 47 Week 88 of 208 YOU KNOW THE STORY ABOUT THE SCORPION AND THE FROG? YOUR FRIEND NINO DIDN'T MAKE IT ACROSS THE RIVER.

Some of you were not aware that a plugged-in funky rendition of the DS9 theme exists, but now you are.

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lucius malfoy, getting the paper and seeing the headline

Every witch must have a big hat

"Bad times, hard times—this is what people keep saying. But let us live well and times shall be good. We are the times." - Augustine

Might as well make that a poem. Not much at risk since sailings over surging lost its edge. A rescue helipad, luxury lifeboats innernet, battery, tennis court. Dimebag Darrell on board a whole steamer trunk of stash.

Killing people and burning their village down and wearing their treasure and dragging their women away as slaves is simple and universal. Civilization is complicated and rare, and very few of us are legitimately adapted to its construction and maintenance.

“Why did you just dry your hands on the nice tea towel? No not that one. No not that one. That one’s not for drying your hands either. Stop you’ll get it wet and wrinkled DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!”

Prepare yourselves.

"Why do we need to keep house elves enslaved?! It's barbaric!" "Well it was this or exterminate them all after the War with the Fae." "Wait, they're Fae?" "Yes. Not the fun little fairies in Muggle fairytales. The Old Fae. The kind that would make you eat your children or steal your face for a laugh. They were quite monstrous and incredibly powerful magically. They caused the Volcanic winter of 536 to try and kill off humanity before wizards stopped them. The survivors were magically bound and reduced to this so they'd never be a threat again." "But surely after all that time-" "Without this servitude, they will revert to wearing babies as skinsuits and trying to bring about another Ice Age. It was this or total genocide-And isn't genocide worse than slavery?"

"Try to keep up Babe, it's a matter of QUANTITY and TIME, how many house elves can fit on how many trains, how long those trains take to reach their destination, disembark and return. The Daily Prophet's numbers simply don't add up. Don't bother checking my math, Hermione did--"

They make themselves uglier instead of fixing problems. Must be a warbride adaptation.

All sexual romance fundamentally involve the transformation of “The Maiden” archetype into one of her ultimate forms. 1. “The Happy Ending” : Maiden becomes Matriarch (The Office, Eowyn/Arwen from LoTR) 2. “The Sad Ending”: Maiden becomes Crone (Titanic, first ten minutes of “Up”) 3. “The Tragic Ending”: Maiden becomes death (Romeo and Juliet, Ophelia from Hamlet) The reason why Millennial woman can’t do romance is that they can never imagine transforming OUT of maidenhood. But it is the nature of maidenhood to TRANSFORM.

Feudalism. We're recreating FEUDALISM from first principles.

Foids never change.