Every burger is a girl burger
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I will usurp ed Sheeran as the industry’s premier Ginger. Free Palestine.
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i will punt that little freak liberty biberty into the fucking sun
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Alright I’m gonna say it…I like barbecue chicken pizza.
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real life @pants comic
Guinea Pigs Jump Across From Rug to Rug
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RT @occamschainsaaw: proof number 186428748272 that gender roles are based on white supremacy
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Maroon 5 songs about Jane
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they barely teach nursing
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what have we done
Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D
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CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.
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Your regular reminder that Palantir developed its software by targeting sex workers for police harassment. It often *starts* with us, but it never *stops* with us.
In a federal case in Oregon, ICE officers admitted under oath they have daily arrest quotas and use Palantir's app ELITE for mass targeting. (January reporting by 404 Media, linked here, describes the app in more detail.) theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
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The setup, the question, the response. HOLY SH!T This is a pathetically desperate and hasty set up for a false flag. Buckle up.
JUST IN 🇺🇸🇮🇷: Trump Claims to be Monitoring Iranian Sleeper Cells in America If you know they are real and where they are, TAKE THEM OUT. Why are we waiting for them to do something. Why do we ALWAYS react only. Trump: "We know where most are. We have our eyes on ALL of them, I think. They came in under sleepy Joe Biden."
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The administration is refusing to rule out a draft but also has banned trans people from being in the military, leading to a very funny potential outcome
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What do the ex-girlfriends get for spending a month in the woods with him?
I’ll give you $250,000 BUT you have to spend a month in the woods with all your ex girlfriends.. could you do it?
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If wrestling is fake, explain this
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No one’s ever really gone
Dude in Tehran waving a Sasanid flag.
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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Scoop: President Trump has a surprising phone pal — he and Zohran Mamdani have texted back and forth recently, sources tell me and @axiosalex. axios.com/2026/01/13/trump-c…
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The essence of an enduring ritual is transformation through loss that becomes gain. The overseers of the Pop Tarts Bowl understand this
The annual sacrifice of the pop-tarts at the Pop-Tarts Bowl 😭
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