Fatmireplay2muchbruhh@Crapmire

i’m evil

Joined January 2024
301 Photos and videos
TSA precum
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me in 1 yr (speaking it into existence)
Vincent
@dvb_eck
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Just copped a Porsche
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saying “no balls” to the pilot
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why would i pay for inflight wifi when i could simply not put my phone on airplane mode
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acting a straight MENACE at the airport today 😂😂 -smoking weed and being sleep deprived -clicking the wrong things at the kiosk -telling TSA their machine is broken -farting on the plane -ringing the button on the plane because they didn’t bring me a beverage -having diarrhea
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black guy at the airport kept asking if we had our “fricken flyer number”
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i think it was actually 8 guys
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slapping a glob of cum on a bald guy’s head and running away
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showing my father in law how to follow bad hoes on insta
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would you rather get caught talking about farts or sex at work
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popping my shoulder out of the socket for fun
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can horsegirl suck dick with that thing
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i’m scared of my own shadow bruh
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fart on a chinese tourist friday #fartonachinesetouristfriday
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reheating rattle nachos
FEARfeb@giasfelfeb
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dude your mom was having S E double hockey sticks upstairs dude
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beginning to open my ass 10 mins before arriving at the bathroom
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taking a pih
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i should be able to sort my tweets by least popular
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at the airbnb stepping on the throw pillows with my dirty shoes
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evil chief keef be like “that’s that shit i DO like”
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playing fote nite
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