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As an swe autist pornstar, I can genuinely say I love trains in every sense of the word
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People love to post this and then spend 90% of their time on or using things we’ve made
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i love him. he looks like if they combined every nice android engineer i've ever worked with into 1 person
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bro i saw some people had a sukkah pizza party and they didn't call it Pizza Hut. missed opportunity
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🚨 Breaking: BBC reports that hostile Israeli passengers violently attacked the peaceful pilot who wanted to crash land the plane
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I don’t need to post an iq test. I already know that I’m dumb cause I need to listen to audiobooks on 1x speed and sometimes 0.9x
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God-level engagement bait. Gonna release an album of me touching, hugging, and feeding endangered wildlife
'Scum of the earth' tourists ignite international backlash after filming themselves riding egg-laying sea turtle trib.al/0jJ0xoY
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Can’t believe I treated my friends who are sick like normal people instead of lepers and now I’m sick. I was just trying to be like Jesus (never doing that again)
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Bro they’re calling your name over the slutcon loudspeaker. I think you’re supposed to give a talk
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sf gatherings are too boring. tn i'm inviting people over, buying a rotisserie chicken, tying everyone's hands behind their backs and making them eat it
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You can recognize it’s reddit and still enjoy it. The people that hate “omg science!” redditcore the most are the ones who feel cringe they used to embody it
Got 4 chapters into Project Hail Mary and I have to tap out . Whole book is just a really long Reddit post . Anyone have any sci-fi recs that are the complete opposite of this Bazinga! ass novel
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Na I can’t do this anymore
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