{ "Name": "Faye Sipiano(she/her)", "Job": "Freelance technical writer ", " "llama farmer:" ", " "support worker", "Status": "Forever a codeNewbie" }

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This is Charlie He is a big bad goat and likes to charge at people Don't be like Charlie Choose kindness
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My work mates are better than yours
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Only just (yeah call me a slow learner if you like) seen these little metrics and I love them!!!!! 😍 Would love to get to 100 ⭐️ and 50 ⑂s though!!!!!! github.com/FSipiano/newbieDi…
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Replying to @grahamcox82

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Replying to @JustSteveKing
Sometimes I dip back into tech twitter and I'm like

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A llama farmer? Yes, a llama farmer
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@JavaScriptCoff1 just forked your #newbieDictionary repo. Time to get hands dirty with contributing to #opensource
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This guy 🌝
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Melting also but apparently too cool to go in the paddling pool I got him
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Stop it you bunch of absolute hypocrites
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If this caterpillar was a developer, it’d definitely be a ‘I push straight to main branch’ kinda person
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Replying to @JamieTheMashMan
I stopped scratching my dogs belly with my foot to laugh at your gif choice and he would like a word with you
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War, economic collapse, pandemic, temperatures 10+ degrees above usual, political unrest, draught, flooding, widespread mental health crises

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My infallible maths tells me that 2 people chose other and then did not comment Sad
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Puppy meets paddling pool
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Ok, thanks 1am text notification
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Job search: *very serious* *checks name and location of advert* ***🤌💀🤌***
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My entry for National Phodographer of the Year
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Replying to @slowyourprose

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Are you proud of yourself buddy?! 🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻
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JS devs New framework about to be released
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Can I just quit everything and take photos of my dog full time
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Replying to @TartanLlama
YAAAAAAAS you’re back!!!! I don’t know if I’ll ever use what you just taught me but you taught it well

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Replying to @SergiiKirianov

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Fuerteventura hotels have Web4 already...
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Replying to @Mastacheata

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Umm....does anyone else have a pet playground on their vsCode...?
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Yeah but npm, did I even type that though?
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Excuse me
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Replying to @jwearable

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People tell me that I'm easy to talk to. I met my new neighbour out on a walk and by the end I knew here entire medical history. "I hope I'm not oversharing but you make me feel comfortable and you're easy to talk to"

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When you're waiting for your PR automated checks to pass

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How it started 👉🏻 how it’s going
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Uncovered a relic from times when computers and wallpaper calculators weren’t in peoples’ pockets
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OH MY GOD IT WAS NPM ALL ALONG FOLKS, A --FORCE NPM UPDATE WORKED!!!!!!!!
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I mean....
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NOTHINGWORKS I'm fine, I'm fine

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He attac
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Am I the ass here? Just tell me
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Permission denied even after I used the Power Of Sudo....

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Replying to @Mastacheata

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This is how you want to play today, huh?
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Screaming at the AUDACITY
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Them: "Can you show me the bug you found" Me: "Yes. And no. I know not why, nor what or when. It is a mystery, a pandora, a yeti , a myth. It exists and yet it does not. I do not understand. It is.....a transient error"

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yaml got me obsessively counting spaces

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How do I get anything done
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Yep I’m a real person with an abundance of spice 🙌🏻😂😂😂❤️
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Me: localhost:3000 My brain:

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It's fine 15,751 people, I didn't want to be your friend either
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Just rediscovered Skrillex and now I’m 16 again

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Daily puppy Who decided to wreck the front room last night?
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