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Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.
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Camera panning to Richard E Grant when Claudia said “No Fluffing” #CelebrityTraitors
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Anyone who’s ever followed England’s progress during a football tournament is already aware that Ross Kemp is hilariously unstable. #CelebrityTraitors
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Incredibly bold of Maya Jama to wear the fur of an endangered species. #CelebrityTraitors
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“When Kane isn’t there, England have Saka”
When Kylian isn't there, France have Olise. When Messi isn't there, Argentina have Lautaro Martinez When Kane is isn't there, England have Saka When Neymar isn't there, Brazil have Vini When Yamal isn't there, Spain have Ferran Torres When Ronaldo isn't there, Portugal don't have any replacement.
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Most annoying thing about that cliffhanger last night is that there’s already been a very public story about James Acaster having a bit of a wobbly at the round table at some point which confirms that it’s him who survives. #CelebrityTraitors
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Whilst this Cristiano Ronaldo discourse rumbles on, can we please stop pretending that the Nations League is a major trophy? It’s embarrassing for everyone.
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All the Portuguese players and fans finally able to come out hiding to celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo’s retirement like the munchkins after The Wicked Witch dies in The Wizard of Oz.
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Simon Jordan’s always talking about a football club suckling on someone’s teet.
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Comfortably the most pathetic footballer who’s ever lived. I don’t care what he’s done before, the way he’s carried on the last few years has tarnished that. Loser, feel sorry for Portuguese people who have to put up with him.
Cristiano Ronaldo has left the Portugal training camp ahead of their game in Denmark, per multiple reports. He was an unused substitute in Norway on Sunday.
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Someone I sort of know is going through a real Christianity arc at the moment, completely out of the blue. Looking forward to finding out what awful thing he’s done.
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Great British Bake Off > Tuchel’s England
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Which will come first? GTA6 or the outcome of Man City’s charges?
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Just found myself checking my email inbox for an Oasis code, purely out of habit.
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I absolutely love Jethro Sheeran. We need more Jethro.
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You urgently need an osteopath
This is your spine, Thomas. It’s really not that hard mate 👍🏼
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Avanti West Coast stinker and hooked!
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This loser mentality is why we’ll never win anything. Get the open top bus ready for the “We had the world champions on the ropes” trophy parade.
Thomas Tuchel needed a performance from his players to dispel the World Cup hangover. Against Spain they delivered. Yes, it was high-risk and yes, there were mistakes. But for periods of this game England had the World Cup-winners on the ropes. They had Wembley rocking and England fans believing again. 📝 @JackPittBrooke nyti.ms/4ABTK77
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Calling missing dog poster numbers and barking down the phone simply never gets old
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This, from their social media team, is an absolute disasterclass in how to professionally ignore negative PR. At least let the dust settle a bit before you try and act aloof.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone who’s more primed for a stint on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here than Jethro Sheeran.
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