You’re doing an incredible job convincing us all you don’t care about my tweets!

Yes. $50 in hand would guarantee it.

Don't let the bears get your pumpkins! Bring them to a small local farm! (Like mine!) Last year I got a dozen or so from neighbors and 60 from Safeway as they were giving them away after Halloween.

A woman who was injured while riding a “defective” mechanical penis on Fremont Street is suing for damages. #8NN 8newsnow.com/news/local-news…

Let’s play a game! If a civil war, zombie apocalypse, or some other devastating event happened here where money was useless and the internet was no more, what skill would you bring to the table? Assume we all relocate to a rural, self-sustaining compound where everyone plays a role. (If this actually happens, y’all head on over to South Carolina and hit me up. I have 200 acres and I’m mean as fuck when I need to be. My favorite movies are 300 and The Patriot. LFG.) I can grow food, hunt, and raise livestock, and I have a lot of guns and ammunition. What you bringing to the party?

After a dip in the pond, the capybara came out covered in aquatic plants. [📹 brunosartori.wild]

Dudes just sitting at work butt ass naked 😂😂

Madonna, 68, crawls around on a bed while showing off her lingerie during MTV VMA’s after party in her hotel room.

Or you could be polite, try not to do this and if you do it accidentally say excuse me like a regular person.

Open Al's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up

If all of my followers could just send me a dollar and all of your followers could send me a dollar and all of their followers could send Mae a dollar and all of their followers could send me a dollar and all of their followers could send me a dollar and all of their followers..

Friendly reminder to all that Signal is not secure.

Gun to your head, is your weiner at least 6” erect?

I would gently hold your face like it was the last true thing on Earth