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The biggest tragedy of my life was when my maid vacuumed my wall lizard. In truth he was not "my" wall lizard. That proud animal was a sovereign entity, we colived in harmony. Neither was she "my" maid, for my parents hired the woman. I had misgivings, and should have acted on them with strength. God did not wish for men to leave the cleaning of their own house to another. Is it "my" life either? The weight of my sin has cost another being their life. In a just world, I should have been vacuumed. The wall lizard would now be me. Death to mosquitos.
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The enshittification of the Internet has been progressing steadily. It's quite easy to miss if you're on either end of the spectrum - either not producing any content, *or* an active professional content creator (so you've lived this degradation day by day, easier to accept).
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Examples:
- you now need to prove your identity with a video selfie to post external links on YouTube, or really to use half of their features
- you're flagged as a spammer by default on a new Twitter account
- organic reach is 0 on all platforms, your stuff just isn't served
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On one hand, this is cool.
On the other hand, I hate that we live in this bitch boy era where people both want the fame of stealing someone else's creative work *and* cover their asses at all times.
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"let's have a revolution... you kids go first"
"me? oh, well, after 20+ years of racing sports cars and making a truckload of money in the programming bubble you will not get to participate in, with all that accumulated power and influence, i will tweet from the sidelines"
It took the Reconquista nearly eight hundred years to reclaim Spain. Don't give me that loser talk that it's "too late for Europe."
The next generation coming up is unbelievably based. They've seen what suicidal empathy has wrought upon their nations.
Never lose faith.
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In the 80s, most IT companies did more than just software because there just wasn't enough of a moat.
In the 2020s, people who lived their entire lives in the software bubble freak out because they may have to do things in the physical world.
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OK, why is the founder of eToro following me a picosecond after I tweet this?
I was LITERALLY getting eToro ads when I searched for Peanut, GetRebind, Coinbase, Uniswap, Metamask, Rabby...
Is eToro in a secret deal with Google to spy on me specifically? 😹
Tinfoil hat is ON.
Yep yep. Gives me "This article is not available". It's even stealthbanned and won't show in search results for my account.
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TIL I can't update Peanut app because it's now unavailable on my Google Play. 🧐
First this was @getrebind. Now this.
Is Google specifically blocking crypto apps, and for me precisely?
But then I can access Coinbase, Kraken, Uniswap, Metamask, Rabby...
Puzzling.
Super excited for this launch. With Peanut, you can now get a full on bank account in Dollars, Euros, Pounds, Pesos and more.
get paid with peanut.
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I've got like 10 bucks in there but all RPCs seem to fail. ggwp
Blast will be shutting down.
We launched Blast with the goal of building a self-sustaining chain for users and developers. Unfortunately, the economics of operating the chain no longer make sense: the ongoing costs of maintaining Blast exceed the revenue generated by the L2, and we do not see a credible path to making the chain economically sustainable.
As a result, we've made the difficult decision to wind Blast down.
We're sorry to the users and developers who believed in Blast, built on it, and supported the ecosystem. Our priority now is making the shutdown as smooth and safe as possible.
We're asking all users to withdraw their assets from Blast to Ethereum mainnet, including any balances held in the Blast PWA.
To make this easier, we will be reducing the withdrawal delay to 24 hours.
As part of the shutdown process, we'll first begin withdrawing Blast's Lido assets. This process is expected to take approximately one week. During this period, withdrawals will temporarily be unavailable, even after the withdrawal delay is reduced to 24 hours.
Once that process is complete, withdrawals will resume with the new 24-hour delay.
Users will have until October 26, 2026 to withdraw through the normal Blast interface.
After October 26, assets will remain withdrawable, but users will need to interact directly with the Blast bridge contracts on Ethereum L1. We'll publish detailed instructions before then.
We strongly encourage everyone to withdraw their assets to Ethereum mainnet before October 26.
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Minus the seemingly bitter/gotcha revenge tone, I agree with this perspective.
Which, incidentally, will elevate loving a real woman beyond any love you can experience today. To know perfection, and yet to reject it and to make her above it all.
Men are about to recover leverage over society.
It's not that real women will become useless - we will still need them for reproduction.
It's just that they won't be able to compete with the AI doll for all side quests of life other than reproduction, like sexual pleasure, servitude and agreeableness.
The hedonistic sexual value for women is headed toward 0 or even negative, and that's a good thing.
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I think it's interesting that, broadly speaking, amongst the perma online, those enjoying AI seem to lean older (30+ yo cohort) while those decrying AI seem to lean younger (often still in their teens).
We live in sci-fi, yet this is the most common reaction to any new tech being introduced.
Makes me lose faith in humanity.
If you're afraid of fake interviews or whatever, just speak to a person irl, everyone did this just 7 years ago.
This is the most aesthetically fulfilling way to interact with AI and nobody could've imagined this to happen in our lifetime.
And I want this. Bet a lot of normies would be oneshot by this too. Very exciting stuff.
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If there's even $1 of loss from this, tayvano has officially lost the right to yell expletives at others for not taking security seriously. I don't make the rules.
Security Update: We are responding to a security incident affecting part of our infrastructure.
At this time, we have identified no immediate threat to MetaMask wallets.
As a precaution, we are proactively exiting affected validators within our non-custodial staking operations, in coordination with clients, partners and security advisors.
We’ll share further updates as appropriate. metamask.io/news/user-update…
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Astra High failed 4x in a row to do a "smart" find-and-replace in my codebase (change words but they have several permutations and context).
I pity the dot normies. Seems like the kind of work they want AI for, but it won't even work right without steering.
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