I've never taken a COVID test. Unapologetic conservative and proud Catholic. 95% satire
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Unborn Babies Disguise Selves As Death Row Inmates So Liberals Will Defend Their Right To Live buff.ly/RiYEyHx
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Despite the huge effort to normalize this BS, my mind will never be changed. This stuff is mental illness.
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Tyler Swift fans are in shambles
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The British all own kettles because they are too poor to afford microwaves to heat up their tea water
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JUST IN: Italian PM Giorgia Meloni announces plans to ban burqas and niqabs in schools.
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Whoever came up with the pronouns bs deserves a punch in the face.
It’s the dumbest thing ever.
Kinda makes me think sometimes, tbh, Elon really is the reason there’s still some common sense left in reality…
The reason you don’t have to live in a world where you need a cheat sheet just to remember everyone’s pronouns 😂
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Shocker! Couples who don't share a last name after getting married are 50% more likely to divorce notthebee.com/t9b34
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How did the Black guy become the center of a trial where he didn't strangled 3 kids?
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If we can’t blame Muslims for what happened 25 years ago then we can’t blame white people for what happened 200 years ago.
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Mamdani Lays Wreath At Tomb Of The Unknown Hijacker buff.ly/Fqnok61
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Her children were also scared while their mom slowly executed each of them one by one
Lindsay Clancy 'Scared' and 'Nervous' Amid Jury Deliberations tmz.com/2026/08/27/lindsay-c…
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We shouldn't have to say this, but postpartum depression is not an excuse to kill your children.
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I was waiting for her to yell about living in a van down by the river
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