King of the Most Holy Kingdom of the Moon
Moon Castle, the Moon
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I can't believe this has to be said-
Studying for the PSAT/SAT is gaming the system.
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My top finds odd quarter 3:
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Boomers essentially stole 10-20 years from the life of every young American. That's their crime. Compound interest. Capital accumulation. Opportunity cost. Capitalized value. It's never coming back.
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Let’s say Joseph Stalin was alive right. Combine Stalin with Epstein and Diddy and you get Trent Grisham
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Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter Rays are pitching a no hitter
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If the Yankees score this inning I’m Venmoing someone who retweets this 20 dollars.
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GDP is higher if we burn that old oak door for heat and buy a new door at Home Depot.
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Bad enough that @hbomax doesn't work on Vizio, now it is also a completely broken and unusable app on Roku- CANNOT SIGN IN!
No possible way to sign in! @HBOMaxSuporte
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Except since it's alternate universe slop none of them matter.
Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths.
It’s described as one of the darkest movies ever made.
Community note
The poster is a known parody account that states it posts fake stories. No official reports from Marvel confirm at least 6 major deaths in Avengers: Doomsday or describe the film as one of the darkest ever made.
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In college I was close with a bf & fam I knew since HS. After we broke up, I got a late night call from lil bro distraught, asking if I could get him. He’d passed out drunk at a friend’s house & woke up to a girl arousing & riding him. He pushed her off & ran outside. 1/
what if the men had more to drink than her?
She admits man 1 and 2 were MORE drunk than her. She said 1 passed out and she had to check on him frequently and Man 2 was “dry heaving”, she was encouraging him to vomit and rubbing his back. That sounds like she was way more sober.
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There are people here that are vehemently anti Vance. The first politician of note that I have ever heard say this and they want someone else which is going to be like Ted Cruz or Rubio simply because he was fat Chud who gave Ivy League White women the ick and married an Indian.
VP RESPONDS DIRECTLY TO "YOUNG MEN WHO ARE P*SSED OFF"
"We institutionalized anti-white, anti-male discrimination in this country. Totally disgusting. There is a lot more work to do, but we are NOT discriminating against people."
@JackPosobiec @VP @JDVance
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Billionaires are not the reason you can't afford healthcare.
Obamacare is the reason you can't afford healthcare.
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If the ALCS is Tampa vs Cleveland every game needs to be a 1pm weekday game just for the vibes
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Luis García Jr. (1) 🍁
Opponent: Boston Red Sox
Pitcher: Sonny Gray
Date: 09/30/2026
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I'm just disappointed @Howlingmutant0 's kid is half Trinidadian instead of half Tobogan.
Wait to choose the lame island of the two!
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Jones running out a strikeout = 7 runs
Play Spencer Jones every single day
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