Gm, over the last few days we've (the boys and I - in discord and x chat) been testing out the new version of $ DERP Mining on the new, rebranded, rebuild, and thoroughly upgraded site derp.works @derp_works (blue check won't let me edit the X account yet), If you want to join in with the bugs, testing, and features and suggestions - please feel free. -- There's a snazzy walkthrough to get you started, some free mining credits and you get to mine some totally worthless fderp (fake derp), Thanks derp DERP, -- Oh, and it's totally gasless now Oh oh, and all of the txn volume and records lane on @ApeChainHUB - with 2000+ ledger writes to ApeChain so far Oh oh oh, and there's now a conductor on ApeChain, and RH, and soon Base, and Eth, and... If you know any project that needs RNG on any chain - holla at ya boy. Oh oh oh oh, and the RNG is now Cheaper, Faster, and More secured - practically VRF grade. Ohhhhhhhh, and every single mining session 'should' (when we go live with real DERP) - be profitable at Merchant prices (still working on some economics but yeah... literally free money). Ohhhhhhh oh, and you can use @minepitderp Boys on any Chain they live on - Ape as MineBoys, RH as PitBoys... and... Oh you can also mine WAYYY MORE boys per Machine, with Pooled CPU mining or GPU accelerated Mining a an iphone can now handle like 700 boys in 1 browser tab.

Gm, the DERP ledger just ticked over 5,000 blocks on @ApeChainHUB 3,600 of them landed in the last 3 days of the boys and I hammering derp.works @derp_works. Over 1,000 in the last 24 hours alone. apescan.io/address/0xB5290BD… -- So what's a DERP block? Boys punch in, browsers grind SHA-256, and every shift, credit buy and claim becomes a row. Up to 200 rows get packed into a block and written to ApeChain. 235,000+ rows on chain so far. Every block is hash-chained to the one before it. Change one byte anywhere and the whole thing stops matching, and anyone can replay it from block 1. We changed the row format 6 times, so far, during testing (codec 8 to 13) and never had to restart or rewrite it. Same chain the whole way. So DERP mining is basically its own chain now: Ethereum, Arbitrum, ApeChain... and DERP. Thanks derp DERP, DerpCHAIN? 5,000 down.

Just used my Dengs to get free DerpWorks mining credits. Collection of the Day. derp.works shout out two great builders in the space @Kingpickle and @Unclemac hyped to pull up a chair in @themutualfun and hyped to start mining some $DERP again soon 🙌

I am not ready, I am going to be playing though, you could say I'm an Unready Player... Unlike @readyplayergld who are 438/222 Ready And @chipm0nkey who is Covaltus READY!

DO NOT INTERACT WITH @stonkpit THIS IS A FAKE SCAM ACCOUNT SQUATTING THE OLD X HANDLE THERE IS NO AIRDROP. UNFOLLOW, BLOCK, REPORT.

ATTENTION! I'm seeing the words 'Derp Airdrop' in the chat and on a scam website - There is NO AIRDROP, if you can find where these Links, Tweets, Posts are appearing please forward them to me. THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR DERP AND BOYS derp.works/ Thanks

Gm, Boys! @minepitderp @derp_works (And Girls, Ladies, Women of web3)

NPC Migration done!

Lots going on over at @readyplayergld Migrated my NPCs to Ready Player Guild Ready to forge with @TopGobs $NGT now 💪

Alot of you (who Mined Derp in Version 1 of StonkPit) will have Mining Fees and Shadow Gas Tank fees, still in the Mine/Wallet Go to: derp.works/#/legacy To reclaim them That is all! And test out the new mining whilst you're there!

Some NFTs Mine, Some NFTs Forge, Some NFTs Hac... Migrate to your @readyplayergld aka @notapunkscult at derp.works or The Goblinn! NPCs become RPGs aka Ready Players opensea.io/collection/readyp…

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Boys on every Chain, @minepitderp Introducing BaseBoys on @buildonbase And VitiBoys on @ethereum @VitalikButerin Mine on any chain at derp.works

Big thanks to 0xQuit for the Rescue Operation, Added the settings for @minepitderp, Minesters and Chubs Stay Safu!

WAGMI: Weekend Activity Giveaway, Maximizing Interaction Happening in our Discord server Items include: - 3 First Class Frenchies mint passes @FrenchiesFirst (art by our own @Unclemac & minting soon on @unvault) - 1 ProtoGoob @TopGobs - 1 MIMU on Ape @mimuonape Stop by

I wouldn't say it was StonkBrokers that took away the believers from ApeChain. For me it's because RobinHood chain delivered what people wanted.. passive income utilising defi. Most projects on ApeChain were are building avatars for Otherside and more gaming focused, and theres NOTHING wrong with that. You want Defi products & tokenised stocks, use Robin Hood. You want degen gambles, use Solana. You want OG established prestige products, use ETH. If you love gaming, metaverse and culture, use ApeChain. There's a chain for everyone, but we just dont have enough PRODUCTS on Apechain to attract more users that enjoy this market fit. But it will come, people are building cool gaming products on ApeChain, and eventually one will break the mould and open the flood gates, if that doesn't, I'm sure Otherside will 🎮

I have rarely seen a project that is so underestimated and undervalued. They have a very hardworking and talented developer, @Unclemac and a serious community. However, after hitting a peak of 0.4 ETH, Pitboys @stonkpit @minepitderp are now truly very cheap. Uncle Mac will continue to develop and build, and one day, Pitboys will reach the market value it deserves. ***** ***** Bu kadar degerinin altinda ve hak ettiği değer verilmeyen çok az proje gördüm. Çok çalışkan ve yetenekli bir geliştiricileri @Unclemac ve ciddi bir toplulukları var. Ancak, 0,4 ETH seviyesindeki zirvesini gördükten sonra Pitboys @stonkpit @minepitderp şu anda gerçekten çok ucuz. Uncle Mac geliştirmeye ve inşa etmeye devam edecek; günün birinde Pitboys hak ettiği piyasa değerine ulaşacaktır.

Incase you think I'm not actually fixing it, I'm fixing it. And not just the gas issue, the simplicity/onboardability, the UI, and all the things that really matter. @stonkpit @minepitderp

My Pal, Co-Founder, All-round Legend, @chipm0nkey has been working away on a passion project, something that he's really excited about: Covaltus @covaltus It brings together some of his favourite parts of web3 and the web2 TCG world alongside generative AI, Give Covaltus and Chip a follow (if you don't already).

I gave a fruit fly brain simulation an avatar in the metaverse. @OthersideMeta 🪰 166,700 simulated neurons, based on real brain wiring, help drive its movement. The overlay shows live neural activity. Built by @OpenAI GPT-6 Astra Powered by simulation from @huggingface It seems to be better at navigating than anything I previously programmed! Info on how it was done below 👇 What should it do next?