trading internet ponzis.

The @LaunchOnSF Million Dollar Club, by the numbers: • $29.5M paid to holders across 11 coins • $SI hit $1M paid in 8 days • solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR pays the most: $331k a day • 3 coins have paid out more than their current market cap
Every StonkFun Million Dollar Club token is now verified on @HolderScan. Verification unlocks tracking for the top 1,000 holders, average hold time, retention, new holders, and more. More power to the holders.
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$KLED very, very soon
When the VCs who have all the info they need after taking to the teams Are buying the token only and aren’t refusing to invest without equity You know the team is being honest when they say they equity is worthless and all the value / ip belongs to the token Note: dcf cap holds solana:Grass7B4RdKfBCjTKgSqnXkqjwiGvQyFbuSCUJr3XXjs
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$ZECTARDIO on that list soon
we shipped 🚢 global stats zectardio.bid/rewards/global - $58m rewards paid out - top coin [ solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR ] paid out 15% of all rewards - biggest earner: 66k from 734 coins
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ive joined the ZRC20 fairlaunch airdrop — ZRC20, the native token standard of Zcash, built by the bitx team.
Introducing ZRC20 - The Native zcash:native Token standard Apply now : zrc20.io
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A few hours left, still hoping to get zksnarklisted. @zksnarks_ Would love to get in the list, as a ZEC maxi this is truly exciting. in doubt i'm just bidding more. Zillions
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> PUBLIC_SNARKLIST: LIVE_ // zcash:native > zksnarks.net/snarklist
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A teeny tiny bit of volume will do wonders to the solana:1zJX5gRnjLgmTpq5sVwkq69mNDQkCemqoasyjaPW6jm chart. there are quite literally no eager sellers left in this token, and most days we are seeing sub $10k volume. I think stacking solana:1zJX5gRnjLgmTpq5sVwkq69mNDQkCemqoasyjaPW6jm and chilling for a year will be a wonderful trade.
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You're telling me there's a company in crypto with a real business generating tens of millions of dollars in revenue, selling non-exclusive data the company legally owns and has already paid its users for, meaning it can sell that same data again. It's about to release V3 of the app, its biggest update so far, introducing new high-paying jobs that could allow people to make a living just by selling data to Kled. And to access those jobs, users will need to rank up by uploading more data, or simply pay to boost their account tier and unlock higher-paying jobs faster. That turns on an actual flywheel: 100% of those in-app purchases are used to buy back $KLED. Then they're expanding to Android, tapping into a massively larger user base and potentially bringing millions of new users into the app, practically multiplying the amount of data flowing into the network. And you're telling me that company has raised $14M in total, with its latest seed round valuing it at $300M, without a major fund leading the round and while the business was basically pre-revenue. And they're the first and only company crypto to actually align token holders and equity holders.(thanks to @StreetFDN ) The Street SPV currently owns 5% of the company, can get exposure to future rounds up to 10%, and uses 100% of the trading fees generated by the token to keep buying equity. At the current $300M private valuation, that 5% stake alone is worth $15M. That's without even pricing in the fact that the token is liquid and tradable while the private equity is completely illiquid. And you're punting absolute dogshit with zero product, zero revenue and zero underlying value at 50-100M, instead of buying $KLED at $10M? And you really consider yourself a crypto investor?
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Kled has just signed a $12 million non-exclusive data deal over the next 2 years making the marketplace officially profitable. We’re now heavily expanding our team to bring Kled to android, support every global currency / payment method, increase our daily uploads and registrations on Trace by 2x in 1 month, and roll out our next fraud detection model for better data quality. We want the best engineers in the world. All open careers can be found here: kled.ai
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So you're telling me that @usekled just partnered with @datafdn, received a 3M check for a total of 14M+ raised. Has just closed a 12M deal, non exclusive, meaning they can sell that data again. Is about to release V3 of the app, the biggest update so far, turning the flywheel on with 100% buyback from in-app purchases. Is about to expand to android, tapping into a far larger user base, potentially millions of users, on day one and you're not buying at 16M ? and you consider yourself a crypto investor?
Kled has just signed a $12 million non-exclusive data deal over the next 2 years making the marketplace officially profitable. We’re now heavily expanding our team to bring Kled to android, support every global currency / payment method, increase our daily uploads and registrations on Trace by 2x in 1 month, and roll out our next fraud detection model for better data quality. We want the best engineers in the world. All open careers can be found here: kled.ai
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this might be the most important thing youll ever read. since this kled has: -partnered with @datafdn to become their leading app -Secured a 12 million dollar contract for 2 years which is making them profitable $KLED to 5 billion. (under 20m rn)
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Funny how the worst takes on $ZEC are coming from washed up retards farming engagement. It'll be fun watching these fools cope and seethe when a migration to a new pool confirms no exploit happened and zcash runs back turbo to 500$
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Thank you for having me on the podcast @Jason and @alex. Genuinely refreshing, and thank you for supporting us.
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the most satisfying feeling you can get on @altdotfun is the PUMP $SDOGE
the SWOLE DOGE website is now LIVE - turn on the radio - pump some iron - get $SDOGE on @altdotfun swole5doge.com/
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hey Claude copy @useKled website and go raise me $30M. MAKE NO MISTAKES
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General Catalyst just co-led a $31.5 million seed round into a blatant rip-off of my company, Kled. (skip to 40 seconds if you want to skip context) I would typically not speak on things like this, but this level of blatant copycatting is egregious and completely unacceptable, and needs to be made an example of. This is one of hundreds of YC startups who have conducted this disgusting behavior. Unimaginative slop that continues to get rewarded due to nepotism.
Super excited to colead @LuelCompanyAI’s $31.2M seed round. There are certain teams you meet where you know within 5 minutes that you want to partner with them Luel is one of those team. William and Inigo are incredibly ambitious founders who understand the human data bottleneck from the inside out. They've built Luel to create a scalable, reliable supply of that data — something that will be foundational to the next generation of AI.
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Are you long $PONZI yet anon? Heard it’s got the best (3,3) fugazinomics in town
short USD, long Ponzi you can read the whitepaper on our website get ponzi dot com
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