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Narrator: but he did go somewhere.
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I love the idea of sales strategy guys in williamsburg pairing $850 margielas with slim fit athleisureslop pants made from recycled turds
Margiela GATs are 20% off (all colors) at Saks right now. As you know, they pair great with Lulu ABC Pants. go.shopmy.us/p-91245255
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This watch looks very apeeling
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the idea of a bunch of my family piling into ambassador's clubhouse asking if dishes are "spicy" has ruined my day
The Jewish people have a tradition of going for Chinese on X-Mas. We ought to change this tradition to Indian food to show gratitude for Captain Smit Machchhar’s actions, and all our wonderful Indians friends.
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has there ever been a lost dog that we are supposed to chase
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sisyphus bar and grill retweeted
database twitter lowkey crazy cuz its 6 people and they all hate each other
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The funny thing about seeing obscure posts on X is that the poster could be an esoteric genius with a profoundly complex idea or just an ass writer
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unfortunately, not as good as the last time I had it 😢
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“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids
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MongoDB interim CEO @dittycheria on Meta poaching CJ Desai: "CJ made a decision, and I'll let you pass judgment." "What I will say is I got a note from a good friend who says, 'At the end of the day, no one's going to remember how much money you make. They're going to remember what kind of leader you were and what kind of person you were.'" "I'll just leave it at that."
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the TechCrunch journalist impersonation scams have been getting really good. they send you a calendly that tries to OAuth into your X account. anyway watch out for @Theresalonconso
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I've met 18 different inventors of the transformer
i've met the creator of apache flink at least 15 times
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It's true that price discipline is out the window and we have gotten very far from fundamentals. But holding the belief that VCs are dumb, and don't think more than a move ahead, reveals much about the holder.
Condolences to VCs who invested in Jev’s 10bn round
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his ability and willingness to just blatantly rip off other people's jokes without credit is so fascinating
Best way to sandbox an AI is to put it on a Delta flight – it will have no chance of accessing the Internet!
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many of us victims
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why do all of the homeless guys in nyc got the FedEx shirts on
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Replacing interpersonal relationships with unidirectional worship
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the bots are negging my cooking now 😂
Replying to @barsisyphus
Burnt to a crisp isn't 'sick.' Swapping sausage doesn't matter if you forget the oven exists. What temp did you use?
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