America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸

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You can't prevent America from turning into a third-world hellhole without the military disposition of activist judges. If even your rhetoric falls short of that, then what's the point?
Let’s face it. Far too many third-world immigrants think America means free stuff. Not assimilation. Not loyalty. Not the flag, the language, or the country that took them in. Just free stuff. That is not the America earlier generations of legal immigrants built. They assimilated. They started businesses. They raised families. They became some of our most patriotic citizens because they knew what this country gave them—and what the tyranny they fled would have taken from them. They earned their place. They didn’t come to cash in on it. Today is different. Too many arrive expecting the benefits without the bargain. America is our home. It is not a global welfare office. Protect it.
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Cornell treats objects like women, man.
So then why don’t you blame the men for treating a woman as an object then?
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If there's one thing I know about men, it's that they hate shitting.
Just saw a woman say she’s going to start bringing laxatives to bars because men just leave their drinks unattended and if we don’t get to feel safe doing something because of them, they shouldn’t get to either.
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Doesn't Google have all of Epstein's emails? Do they keep them in a vault deep underground or something? How has no one simply leaked the backup?
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"South Korea says they have not signed off on this Alaska pipeline..." @POTUS: "That's okay with me, I'll just charge them more... They said they didn't sign off? Tell them if they don't sign shortly, I'm gonna double it up."
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Brb. Gonna do some rails of ketamine and fire up Robinhood. Wish me luck!
Choosing to have a drink is not consent, and it’s never a license for sexual assault. New York law should reflect that. I support closing the voluntary intoxication loophole and will work with the Legislature to get it done.
Community note
There is no law in New York saying choosing to drink means consenting to sex. Current New York law says voluntary intoxication does not invalidate an individual's ability to give consent, as it does not meet the state's standard of "mentally incapacitated". nysenate.gov/legislation/la… nysenate.gov/legislation/la…
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This is their Rosa Parks. The Whore of Babylon.
Choosing to have a drink is not consent, and it’s never a license for sexual assault. New York law should reflect that. I support closing the voluntary intoxication loophole and will work with the Legislature to get it done.
Community note
There is no law in New York saying choosing to drink means consenting to sex. Current New York law says voluntary intoxication does not invalidate an individual's ability to give consent, as it does not meet the state's standard of "mentally incapacitated". nysenate.gov/legislation/la… nysenate.gov/legislation/la…
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"i was given more key than i can remember" Hilarious to use hardened drug abuser slang while trying to build an alibi as an innocent victim unaware of her limits. No notes.
New dispatch on the Cornell case from the NYT is pretty extraordinary
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Why doesn’t everyone just sue the manufacturers of ketamine?
I’m not kidding when I say that the Cornell frat guys should file a counter suit accusing the woman of raping them. According to her own testimony, some of the men were drunker than she was. By her logic, and the logic of her supporters, they were even less capable of consent. She was the rapist in that case. There’s no way out of our current madness except by holding feminists to their own standards.
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Did Oregon lose the game?
I was gang raped in 1998 by 4 men. 2 of them were Oregon State University football players. I immediately reported to the police, got a rape kit done, & reported to the school. They were given a 1 game suspension, 25 hrs community service, participation in
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Man... would people read a Murrlogic memoir??? I really want to know.
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These liberal arts people can’t admit they overpaid for babysitting degrees. They will fight to keep tuition prices sky high or else they have to admit they were fooled. Human nature!
So as a current Social Work student whose graduating in 2028, you have no fucking idea how much this country’s dogshit social systems rely on us to keep them running
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Universities charge liberal arts students insane amounts of money because the government forces kids to pay it back. If the loans didn't exist, costs would plummet. How much do you think Wrestlemania tickets would cost if the government loaned you unlimited money to pay for them?
This is especially concerning coming at a moment when we will need philosophers, artists and social workers more than ever. AI will challenge our our moral and ethical code, our social structures and our very humanity more than any tech in history. We should be encouraging those fields of study that prioritize societal benefit and are pro-human, even (especially?) if they are not valued by capital markets.
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Incredible. Devastating to the Democrat governance pipeline and maximally protective against usury for America's dumbest kids: liberal arts majors.
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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People will bitch about this ad, but it's brilliant. Boomers will eviscerate welfare if they think it's going to lazy white gamers, AKA their kids. Otherwise, they'll defend it to the death.
You pay taxes to cover welfare for people who just choose not to work. That’s why I launched a welfare-to-work requirement. If you’re young, healthy, and get government assistance, you should work, go to school, or volunteer.
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Replying to @dickmasterson
@dickmasterson that's pisses me off t shirt did not disappoint I can't wait to be pissed off in this t shirt !!!
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If you’re a 25 year old woman on a plane and the man next to you starts masturbating and the flight crew won’t deal with it properly, find a Gen X woman seated nearby. We have been preparing for this moment since 1999 and we would be delighted to handle the situation. @united should be embarrassed
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Why does Disneyland allow vans dressed like whores to scream about pedophiles around kids?
A man was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor sexual battery after Mexican influencer Yoatzi Castro accused him of sexual harassment at Disneyland. The incident was captured on a livestream. trib.al/1Pymjxv
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