eJPT, CC, PenTest+ | Security researcher, embedded systems engineer, gamer and Twitch affiliate. djchateau@infosec.exchange twitch.tv/dj_chateau
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Hey y'all, if you have a moment. Can you give my wife's website a look-see? She's really proud of the work she's put into it and would to get community feedback. Any comments on feedback, both positive and negative would be appreciated.
brookesbytes.com/
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It's funny, but it does rely on some misunderstanding of how code is obscured to limit understanding its underlying logic. Also, you're breaking encryption, but you could find flaws in implementation of how software encrypts/decrypts data.
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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. The confidence is warranted since there's been no convincing evidence, or any evidence at all, to support the idea that LLMs can experience pain. Go clutch your pearls somewhere else until you provide receipts.
disgusting how quickly people attempted to steer models directly into the heart of the “pain axis” upon its discovery and how many are confidently asserting models can’t have subjective experience with no evidence. low, sadistic creatures, humans.
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Normally these rejections wouldn't bother me, but this one stings a bit. This was honestly pretty disappointing to receive. I thought they were a really cool company and could have contributed a lot to their efforts. At least they weren't jerks about it. 😕
Interview seemed like it went well. Recruiter said they had to get feedback from their pentesting team.
If their pentesting team is reading this (and you know who you are), "Hey, I think y'all are awesome and want to do cool stuff with you. I promise you won't be disappointed."
ALT Cartoon avatar with brown hair, purple cat ears, and a purple hoodie, winking and grinning while making an exaggerated chin-resting pose with two hands doing the uWu face.
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Y'all know better.
ALT Two-panel Simpsons meme. A bus driver says, “Don’t make me tap the sign.” Below, a hand points to a sign reading, “We don’t abbreviate Cyber-Security Awareness Month.”
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It's not, but nice try. 🤡 Abusing the reporting system like this will lead to an eventual ban so enjoy it while you have it. In the mean time, time to add this to a few other platforms.
It’s down. I know it spread, but this one is down. Thank you to everyone who noticed, cared and did something about it 👍
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Y'all, @HuntressLabs's annual CTF is happening, hit me up if you want to collab. 🚀
ITS ALIIIIIIIIIVE!! Day 1 challenges out!
Huntress CTF - they’re leaning into AI. Even giving you an AI assistant to help with the answers.
New challenges every day for the full month
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They actually reported the repo. Y'all are sad and pathetic.
Now I'm cloning this everywhere I can just out of spite.
@github if you're seeing a bunch of reports for this repo that are being made in bad faith, blame this guy.
And just because this looney bin told people not to, I'm going to clone AND fork it. Everyone enjoy! 🧐
github.com/terrafying/ai-tor…
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"You only use Linux if you don't respect your time." 🙄
Just a reminder that people who shame others for the tech they use are just really insecure, and those insecurities are often rooted in jealousy.
This isn't what happy people do, it's what the miserable do. Misery loves company, that's why they reach out via these posts.
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Daniel Chateau (シャトー・ダニエル) retweeted
Fuckin loser behavior TBH.
What kind of bitch ass cries about an AI model being tested? GTFOH
I hope this gets replicated again and again.
AI’s are NOT sentient and cannot feel pain.
Torture the fuck outta the clankers.
IDGAF.
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Daniel Chateau (シャトー・ダニエル) retweeted
This dude is the best super funny nerd 🤓 ever ! Like funnier than the loonies who think their computers are alive funny 🤣 🫶❤️🦾🤣🫡
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