Probably not a good time to mention I never got my shirt

Philadelphia, PA
Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997
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It feels like just yesterday smh
Today — on the eighth centenary of his death — I wish to recall a laborer who worked with great fruitfulness in the Lord’s vineyard: Saint Francis of Assisi, whom Jesus Himself asked to repair His Church.
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Yes. 5 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers, root for the White Sox and I’ll see you in confession again next week
Replying to @Pontifex
I use AI to help illustrate my children’s books. Does that make the art bad? I set the style and scene, then make edits on the image as needed. I would not be able to publish them otherwise.
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Went with a classic. Now watching:
Thinking about watching a horror movie tonight. Anyone have any suggestions?
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Thinking about watching a horror movie tonight. Anyone have any suggestions?
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Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) retweeted
LEBRON JAMES JERSEY GIVEAWAY!! (Giving away 1 jersey) How to enter: 1-MUST Iike this post 2-MUST retweet 3-MUST BE FOLLOWING @AidanLaPorta69 4-comment on this post when done(unlimited entries)
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This is like bragging about the food you ordered at a restaurant
“You made nothing” is cope. We write the script, storyboard the shots, design every prop, every set, the costumes, the hair & makeup, light the shots, block the actors, operate the camera, add SPFX & VFX. Prompting is a microcosm. This is simply a new tool for animated film.
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Waking up from a nap at 5:00pm with a quadbox of college football on. This is the ideal Autumn day. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) retweeted
BREAKING: CBS and Tony Romo have mutually parted ways.
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When I say I got that dawg in me
“You can’t lose a scrimmage” I say, jinxing it #CourtsideOnly
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“You can’t lose a scrimmage” I say, jinxing it #CourtsideOnly
The beautiful thing about being a Philly sports fan is theres always something new to focus on. The Sixers sponsor builds data centers? Go birds. Birds got blown out on MNF? Here come the Phillies. Phillies lost to the Braves? Flyers time. It’s a never ending parade of horrors
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Lebron Q. Septa (The Dunce For Red October) retweeted
If you learn to separate da art from da artist, you get to hate on Ed Sheeran twice!
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Your AI slop is demonic, nerds. Repent!
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Facebook doing a Choose Your Fighter
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That’s enough sports. Now watching:
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The main takeaway from tonight’s game: LeBron James is a Sixer #RingTheBell
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We will now watch an aging core get older and older while we struggle to win 75 games and slowly go back to purgatory
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So Israel did it
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US President Trump says flydubai co-pilot appears to be linked to Iran.
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Ray Kerr had the Phils on his 🌭 rollers for 3.1 #NeverForget711 #RingTheBell
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Over how many games?
The question now becomes. Can the #Phillies score 3 runs?
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