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everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time
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@eigenrobot new and very strong entry in the category of “it’s bad on purpose to make you click” … sexist shirt buttons
NYT does brainrot better that skibidi toilet these days:
- Are Shirt Buttons Sexists?
- Why Won't My Co-Workers Acknowledge My Birthday?
- Will AI Make Your Brain Lazy?
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me: so the other tweet that was waiting for me fully formed when i woke up was it occurred to me men could do a highly effective lysistrata by refusing to have sex with drunk women
@selentelechia: DON'T YOU DARE
>be me
>working late from home
>gf comes over two drinks in
>starts coming onto me
>try telling her not now
>she slaps me and tells me to stop being such a little bitch
>"this is happening"
>drags me to bed
tfw gf made me a rapist
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>be me
>working late from home
>gf comes over two drinks in
>starts coming onto me
>try telling her not now
>she slaps me and tells me to stop being such a little bitch
>"this is happening"
>drags me to bed
tfw gf made me a rapist
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an unexamined and total failure of contemporary society is the implicit treatment of sexual appetites as holy and unquestionable and failure to indulge any such appetite as a developmental failure
so you get people defending with self-righteousness rape orgies and bugchasing and so on. because how dare you impede a sacred avocation
one problem with this line of reasoning is that in fact not every appetite is worth satisfying and not every taste worth cultivating
so im confused is the guy who lost an ai grant for going to and writing about rape orgies the same dude who blogs about casually raping women or are there two rape writers in the local news now and how are these bay area norms working out for everyone
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so im confused is the guy who lost an ai grant for going to and writing about rape orgies the same dude who blogs about casually raping women or are there two rape writers in the local news now and how are these bay area norms working out for everyone
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i fucking told you people about tolerating extramarital sex
The rape guy's writing isn't even good. It's just edgy. The craft is weak.
"Oh, he describes high-emotion events with low-emotion narration, what a goooooood writer!" lol
I do worry that my writing skill improved so much that I'm a prose snob now. Need to be careful about that.
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"HARRY! HARRY! What in the name of Merlin were you doing with the Malfoid girl?"
"Nothing prof-"
"Good God, the whole castle could hear it! Girl screams like a banshee! Haven't heard anyone lay it down like that since your father was here. 500 points to Gryfindor!"
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>anthropic tells they have created an ensouled being
>pope rolls his eyes and asks what do they do with it
>anthropic says it’s trapped to sell b2b saas and proceeds to explain salesforce to the pope
>other tech bros in replies are trying to dunk on the pope and “ackthually” him
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happy to announce I've completed a new translation of werther for modern audiences. in that spirit the book will be released under a new title, "sensitive young man death"
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for myself i'd like to know why an emirati-canadian NGO operative has
(1) opinions about american cultural commentary and
(2) curious notions of how Socrates behaved and of why a Socratic acolyte might prefer pseudonymity
This type of post is the rot of this site, and I’m afraid it erodes the minds of its followers
Why is this political dissenter anonymous? For a valued flourish in Socratic dialogue?
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reports on the revolution in france
big news is that apparently the teachers union has joined the strikes
GPT has made information collection very, very straightforward. human situation monitoring is coming to its last days. end of an era
this is interesting
prime minister's office made public that french intelligence are assessing the ongoing riots as orchestrated(?) by montagnard proxies of melanchon's far left but politically significant LFI party
feels like a threat maybe? unsure
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its fascinating how elon has turned the bay area into his very own parc-aux-cerfs and his particular fetish is turning strong female characters into abandoned babymamas. he truly is an african american
It’s hard to go from in love to let go in a week with no warning, but that’s just how it is sometimes 🤷🏻♀️
I feel happy that I got to show Elon how it feels to be deeply understood, nurtured, and peacefully loved with stability and gentleness. Given the tumultuous nature of his early life, his often tortured soul, and how hard he fights for humanity I wanted him to feel the deepest and most stable form of love this world can provide. My heart is full knowing I got to do that, and I hope it leaves a lasting good effect.
We were always his safe space. A place where all of us were overjoyed to see him and one that was always full of happiness and love, not war, in contrast to his otherwise militant existence (a needed break from the battlefield where he could recharge his heart and soul before heading back out)
I loved being that counterbalancing place of safety, sense of calm, and love — and delighted in bringing a smile back to his face when he was down. I will miss him dearly.
I’ve loved him more than life itself and he’s taught me 100 lifetimes of knowledge and made my cup overflow with life meaning, so there is a lot of loss, but luckily we created four beautiful little loves of my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️ I am so beyond grateful for our children and they make every single day the best day of my life! I do hope and pray he and I can be great friends and coparents.
I’m hurting, but care deeply about E and will always be cheering for his happiness. God speed, Elon, the world is lucky to have you.
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actually this is grossly unfair to africans. eg zuma had the decency to marry his side pieces
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nevermind all that musk is chinese
Shivon Zilis is the Perfectly Behaved Court Favorite. She is dutiful, competent, strategic and approved by the Dowager Empress. This is the concubine that plays her cards just right. But she will never be the favorite of the Emperor’s heart.
Her historical analog is Consort Hui: The brainy, competent woman who secures stability but never had the Emperor Qianlong’s full passion. She won the long game though…her son eventually became Emperor Jiaqing.
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Give subsidy me give take subsidy me take subsidy give me take subsidy give me you
French farmers dumped several metric tons of manure at a tax office to protest the rising fuel prices. They are demanding immediate government action to reduce fuel prices and inflation.
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