Can't wait to pass my vibe slop b2b saas down to my kids

there are 7 million things that you need to fix and you are releasing cd's thats crazy cool, but crazy

Me listening to repos on a walkman

(a) Stop taunting people for desiring physical media that they control (b) When will I stop seeing the embarrassing unicorn or 10s loads after extremely simple operations on your website? (c) Delete your account

they have to ship you CDs because the website is barely up

“We heard you. And we agree.”

This is also a cool option.

2027 is coming

nah, i'll have the original reel of film with my code from the arctic code vault, please!

no one fucking asked for this

Please burn my code on 1x speed, I'm still recovering from the childhood trauma of wasted discs

is this how GitHub gets 99.9999% uptime?

cd rom = 100% uptime though unless you bump the table

i actually love this idea so much. but you know what i would love way more? glass. like @microsoftcan. we get glass storage next pretty please?

are you selling disk drives as well 😅 bc nothing has them anymore.

Obviously you didn't listen at all because the GitHub suite of services at times borders on unusable. Instead of doing this useless nonsense you could have fixed merge queues so that they don't retest every branch in a group. You could work on stability and availability of GHCR, actions and webhooks. You could fix the GH cli so that it doesn't error on gh pr view. You could fix apps so that it doesn't take 40 steps to do what a PAT does despite it being the recommended approach. You could make dependabot not ass (we have had to replace it entirely with a different product). You could make managing releases and release process a lot better. Projects are like 70% of the way to being a replacement for Linear, but you have not carried it across the finish line so we go off platform for project management. Actions hosted runners doesn't meet our cost or performance needs for almost all of our workflows so we go off platform for that too. What the actual ass is this CD nonsense you fools. Please start listening.

so fucking sick

i want VHS

listening to @fileverse repos

Sony Play Station will regret the day they said no more physical games🤣

ok cool, got the cd, but where do i put it? i don't have a disc drive… in my playstation then? will it play? 🙃

May I interest you in the notepadexe.com CD edition?

So you let @rstormsf order his code because his code is his, forever, yes?

Will wait for the floppy disk edition

Didn't even ask for payment, cool

Github Quality

With every push you gonna send a new CD, right?

cc @ryanflorence

so excited to push node modules

holy fuck guys. you are like 20 years too late. Can you stop censoring developers for bs reasons instead? tnx.

when big boss said you need to fix the availability and fable was offline so you arrived at this

floppy disk or this has no meaning

You guys are great😂 Baller move.