if I was Dumbledore I would've hid the philosopher's stone in the aws console

Sep 22, 2026 · 1:48 PM UTC

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In fact, how do you know it's not there?
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Nova is the final horcrux
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What if the console itself is a horcrux?
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or even better, the Azure console. All those little blades on the left side. Good luck
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I’d put it in Jfrog Artifactory documentation
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Voldemort surely has horcruxes hidden in every availability zone
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There are few interfaces I hate more than AWS and one of them is Google Cloud 😅😅
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Harry, Ron, and Hermione would still be stuck on step 2 of setting up AWS SSO with MFA hardware keys while Voldemort dies of old age trying to figure out cross-account S3 bucket policies.
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if I was Dumbledore I would've hid the philosopher's stone in an @octra circle.
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buried somewhere in the iam policy visual editor
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Let me introduce you to the evil called Azure.
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more like in their terms and conditions.
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news for you: aws costs more than hogwartz
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And in order to finally retrieve it you are presented with a vim terminal that you have to successfully exist at first try
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Navigating aws is on par with exiting vim
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Broz, get Claude Code to use AWS CLI from terminal. I haven't seen console since.
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Or the docs for an old version of a minor AWS service
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The Console of Requirement
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That'd lead to a stackoverflow on amazon.com as the number of books @jk_rowling would need to write before it could be found would be more than the number of titles that ca be listed on amazon.com.
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Somewhere a horcrux is deeply embedded in a docker container
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Not even the Dark Lord can navigate IAM policy JSON without an error.
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I think aws console is more civil compared to Azure.
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I thought I was the only one that struggled with that shit
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It’s like the npm joke with the black hole
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Or in a Microsoft Outlook inbox
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it’s in IAM, the puzzle is which IAM
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or in outlook spam
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i would hide it in cisco docs
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Seems like every time I log in, they've added something.
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Google Developer Docs work too!
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send it as an outlook email and ask people to search for it using the outlook search
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ALT harry potter car GIF
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Put that thing in GCP admin lol
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You guys even open the console? I just talk to the ai lol
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Or the Google console 😂😂
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I would pick the google dev console.
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