God’s favorite The Original White Monster

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The difference between me and you? You would suck a dick for the right price.
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GOING TO SLEEP SAVE THE MR OFFABEAN WALLET OR ILL HAVE TO ADD MORE SOLANA TM
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I’m way too good at this to be so poor
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Pnl lagged don’t play w me
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You are actually retarded and have made it so hard on yourself when it’s so easy. Meme coins are not where you get rich They are really fun tho and you should always run 1-3% of profits through new pairs
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Someone should literally wire me one million dollars usd That would be good pr for you Resume: Funded the white monster when everyone doubted Type shit that gets u nato seats
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Yo I’m texting my old drug dealer who genuinely was the best guy u ever met. He is sleeping in his dodge charger with his baby month and 2 kids bc kidney dialysis made him homeless. Should I launch my nigga a coin would u actually send it or ima look like an asshole?
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Like type nigga I owed 4k for the last pack and he texted me when I was at rehab “yo what’s good” And I said oh shit dude been fucked I’ll send that And he said “bro idc I was checking on u keep ig” Honestly we should bless my based Christian pluggg
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NAH 27k must buy FuSMXq47opM5TgKvcPjahuFpdeGpV5z4vbYQatwVpump
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🚨Breaking. There's been a pneumonic plague outbreak at a BSL-3 lab in Siberia, Russia.🚨 "Nearly 200 People Under Observation After Irkutsk Lab Worker Dies From Plague" - Moscow Times This is fact, and also the inciting incident in my book BIOLOGICAL WAR: A SCENARIO, which is unnerving. Will post more as I learn more, including from Russian speaking sources🧵 shorturl.at/De4kW
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I need a life assistant to audit my statements
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Last callout of the day gonna hold to zero or a lot higher CdwZKQ4MfQM7xNbUTEwd1LitAbWcboUS7VLfqEBXpump
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MAASIVE INSANE GOONER TEK LOOK AT THE POSTS
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Malfoid is still asleep, you guys need to make more noise to wake her up and prove yourselves worthy of her attention
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