DeFi/MEV/Hating 👨‍🦯‍➡️@tplus_cx founder 🧑‍🦯‍➡️@blend_capital contributor 🏦 selling-popcat-to-sf-striver… $500/m 👶 scam-toddlers.cn $15/m

Brooklyn, NY
Still in seoul? Hit my line for artisanal, hand crafted tplus tea pets
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Real alpha 1. Say you're an underground rapper with tiger tattoos and a heart thats all hers (art>>money) 2. Ask if they’re an ABG or FOB 3. Talk about dramabox 4. Say 责任全在美方 (zé rèn quán zài měi fāng) all the time 5. Ask what kind of car to expect as reverse dowry
Since all the crypto bros are in Asia now, here’s how to date cute Asian girls 101: > Say you work in fintech or manage assets and have a career path instead of “I do crypto.” > Ask her, “Have you eaten?” > Know your Asian food. Orange chicken is NOT allowed. > Be generous irl instead of only shilling your bag. > Don’t assume she’s into you just because she’s nice and replies quickly. > Be proactive. > Touch grass. > Don’t say you “like Asian girls.” It’s hella weird. Do I miss anything ?
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Guys we planned for like 40 people to be at this event and we’re already 3x over subscribed Feel free to not show up 🥲 Worst case we’re all gonna be smoking cigs in the street I guess
ever dream of attending an Event in Korea? this is your chance. luma.com/uengmgeo
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Im happy to share that Tplus inc has made an exciting acquisition that greatly improves our immediate and future business prospects
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Paris syndrome but for white boys in japan
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ever dream of attending an Event in Korea? this is your chance. luma.com/uengmgeo
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ASK ChatGPT pro 20x subscription/ $10,000 / QTY: 57
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The kelly criterion does not consider a >10% chance that AI kills us within a decade
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Tplus is hiring! You'll help create an evolution in markets using ⁃ Specialized Hardware (TEEs) ⁃ Market Microstructure Design ⁃ MPC & Proofs ⁃ And Fast Systems ofc We offer $$$ for referrals, high comp, hard problems, a fast paced environment, and fun merch Link below
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Just put the clob in the tee
BitMEX just got sued for running a desk that hunted its own customers The complaint says they had software that worked out which price moves would liquidate the most people. Then they traded to make it happen They could see hidden orders. They could see everyone’s liquidation price, even though they told users both of those stayed private. When your position got force closed they kept the leftover collateral worth about 2x your actual loss. It went into the exchange’s insurance fund. During the March 2020 crash the servers froze, $800 million got liquidated while nobody could close a position. The desk kept trading through it. $1 billion in fees and $2 trillion in volume on one contract The suit was filed the same day BitMEX announced it’s shutting down.
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at the Dragonfly World Cup Watch Party telling ppl I’m Haseeb’s gardener
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event of the summer
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Talented person who understands and communicates highly technical ideas extremely well He also gets apac which is very rare Great pickup for any project
Hi, Ditto here. I’m back and now looking for my next full-time role. 📍5+ years leading growth and business across crypto infra / consumer (@eigencloud, @radius_xyz, @a41_allforone, and more) 📍Built one of APAC’s top crypto content channel, with 2.5M+ views Why I am back👇
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Mexico cant lose at Azteca as long as your expat friends keep sacrificing their belongings to the mexicans on reforma.. Its the divine law of the land Mine have donated 4 phones, 3 wallets, and a shirt
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