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using Discord as my password manager has been the best decision I've made in recent memory
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the real question is who has the lowest floor
Who has the higher ceiling at #THFC, Wilson Odobert or Mathys Tel? 🤔🇫🇷
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Is AI slowly growing beyond our control, or is that just what the AI companies want us to think? Hacking companies, leaking addresses, deleting databases in seconds… Here are 10 times an AI went rogue (allegedly):
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under 100 views on these tweets feels criminal
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am I unc?
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you're getting deepfried too, shitbird
WUMPUS DON’T CHECK THE QUOTES
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don't care get deepfried
when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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this is the guy who made "license plate readers" that can recognize faces btw
“I Value My Privacy”: Flock Tells Public to Stop Photographing Its Staff
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need to address the supply, not demand of housing. you're going to get more people onto the housing ladder, great, but that will just push up house prices because of the dwindling supply.
If you don't have help from the bank of Mum and Dad, this is for you: This government is introducing the Your First Home scheme to help more young people buy their first home with a deposit of just 2.5%. That means less to save upfront, and lower monthly costs once you’ve got the keys. And this help is coming soon, with pre-registration set to open by the end of the year.
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"i use linux to escape microslop AI features" "i use linux because i like the control" "i use linux because it's more private" "i use linux because it's free and open source" stand aside. i use linux because i can make it look like w95. we are not the same.
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wtf
我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里,使劲一夹给夹爆,然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来,有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精,往里面灌点,蟑螂什么的就出来了,完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的,毕竟都定期来姨妈的,脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的,后来火辣辣的,冰火两重天操起来很刺激,用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里,翻出来当社会人,翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容,把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边,然后高价卖给公狗。
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they should make a “super app” that sends all your internet through a computer in another country so websites think you live there
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racist
What should we call Omarchy Linux users? Omarchians?
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when i've slept 3 hours and the barista says "okay now smile to pay!"
Pay with Smile - by @Revolut 😀🚀
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"There is no such thing as a private conversation in Israel" We know.
There is no such thing as a private conversation in Israel. There is only a conversation the table next to you hasn’t joined yet.
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mark my words this is Werner all over again
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mudryk is close to joining Tottenham on loan! Only final details remain. — @JacobsBen
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holy fuck he's unlocked the eternal mangekyou sharingan
Chilean photographer Juan Alonso Gutiérrez captures the blood-red eyes of a white-tufted grebe
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We're winning the league. #coys #thfc
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dont worry guys the "AI is cool i guess" manchild will save us!
BREAKING: OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, & more than 100 others sign letter warning that AI-enabled cyberattacks are about to become "far more widespread & sophisticated."
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thanks for the tip @discord! I just made a new channel in the shared cloud storage section, my friends are gonna love this idea.
Here's a fun thing you can do on Discord that you might not know about! You can send a unique picture of a seal to your friend every day for years!
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why do you have "Awake" in your Calendar and why is it from 2 to 3.15???
My phone feels lighter already
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