Voted “Most Likely To Appear on Wikipedia’s ‘List of Largest Trading Losses’” among graduating class

mfw the margin clerk taps me on the shoulder
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This offhand tweet just dumped the world's most annoying data cleaning task on a team of hapless Facebook minions who thought they were L4 engineers
you can use a muse gadget to track your wine collection
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LMFAO the official America.gov AI website uses a Chinese open source model
Community note
The official America.gov AI uses Google's Gemini and xAI Grok per launch partners and officials, not Chinese models, and limits answers to U.S. government services by explicit design. cnbc.com/2026/09/29/tru… blog.google/company-news/o… america.gov/how-it-works america.gov/terms
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I assume that Gemini 4 Pro is 1. Very good, and 2. Being warehoused for now so as to not fuck with their imminent Anthropic IPO bags
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Sorry is this the actual memo? Christ these guys are even more cooked than I thought if their process is just "Claude write a memo justifying the 4x valuation uplift in a month, make no mistakes"
Instinct raised at $10 Bn. That's up from $2.5 Bn from last month. This is after Meta dropped Muse which is a direct competitor and already has powerful capabilities. I'm reading Coatue's investment thesis on the name. Coatue cites Instinct’s "unusual speed" — things like integrating Stripe payments, 1Password credentials, and location sharing in rapid succession. That is not a heroic technical achievement. Those are integrations - and they are commodity work. It tells me that whomever at Coatue wrote, and their IR team and leadership, never vibe coded an app. An integration requires an account (that's the slowest part as you need to KYC etc.). Then you get an API key. I’ve tasked a developer ship a Stripe integration and a document OCR using Extract. Done in a day or two and 20% of their time went towards that. (They had other cowork window agents focused on other tasks). With coding agents, the bottleneck is no longer writing the code. The heroic achievements going forward are in distribution and GTM, not coding. (And that's what Instinct did well - and where the focus should be...) Relatedly, VCs should study the success of Higgsfield in distribution. They have 150 people focused on producing content. The edge is not 'integrations' or 'speed of coding'. That is a far more interesting lesson to learn.
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ExodusPoint? They couldn't even get Baly to pick up the phone?
trading firms suffer from AI psychosis
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Chopped unc mode activated (these are only childhood games, nothing high school or later)
not even close to my favorite games but if we are talking about formative, childhood experiences:
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"why isn't KOTOR here" great question, peak middle-period Bioware excellence (ME1, DA:O, Jade Empire, etc.) were all high school for me when my PC could play games that weren't 5-10 years old
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Frédéric Slopin
Claude Opus 5.5 drew self-portraits using JavaScript and composed the piano score.
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This article has to bury the lede behind 20,000 words of carefully marshaled evidence because if it actually lead with its accusation it would be instantly dismissed as a deranged conspiracy:
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You're not ready for the big-O notation on this one: O(n+m+m*log(2+m/(n+1))+m^⅓*(n*log(n+2))^⅔)
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Hey guys check out my new startup, Wolf. We provide a cutting edge model to perform verifiable and deterministic output categorization for structured input data with a non-Transformer architecture at incredible speed. Best of all, output tokens are totally free!
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Quantіan retweeted
Explaining to TradFi guys I meet at conferences that insulting Dear Leader is to North Koreans what garlic is to a vampire is an endlessly gleeful factoid to me That a group could be amongst the most sophisticated threat actors on the planet, yet have such a simple weakness, is something most people just couldn't conceive of on their own. Their reactions to learning about it are an endless source of entertainment
Thinking about how I’d explain to my 18 year old self how our libertarian streak somehow results in North Korea becoming the most omnipresent occupational risk that we face on a day-to-day basis
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I had my first real “feel the AGI” moment today with Fable 5.1—it casually mentioned a trivial but niche fact about a firm employee it deduced from an unrelated internal database that it didn’t need to query for the problem it was solving, in a way a human definitely wouldn’t.
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Even the numbers are intimidating!
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You know how a market crash is a great time to unwind a Ponzi scheme because you can go “oops we lost all your money trading just like everybody else”? Now is a great time to unwind your AI startup scam with “oops we had a security incident and are pausing like everybody else”
ssi are delayed after a catastrophic security incident discovered after seeing what happened with openai, order of magnitude more damage caused.
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Incredible spotting of “Earnings before COGS” in the wild
“Anthropic’s gross margins are above 80% before accounting for revenue shared with distribution partners, including Amazon, and the cost of training its models.” Wow.
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He’s saying AI labs are Goodhart-ing mathematics but you midwits are too stupid to understand. To put it in simple terms: millennium prize problems are *metrics* for mathematics progress. AI labs are *optimizing* the metrics and thereby making them less useful. Get it now?
the terrance tao crashout is something to behold
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Yeah I already have non sentient life forms I can interface with via my computer to get tough restaurant reservations, they’re called brokers
An aspect of the AI discussion I feel very disengaged from is how much people seemed focused on AI being able to book restaurant reservations, something I simply never do
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Quantіan retweeted
Mathematics has now fully morphed into biology: Project costs millions $ ✅ Put out paper that nobody has read ✅ Massive paper supplement nobody will read ✅ Advertise with pretty art ✅ Vicious authorship fight ✅ Say you're curing cancer ✅
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Get me borrow on every share Anthropic has ever issued this shitco fraud is going to zero
It's fun to make predictions. Here's a new one: Anthropic has cured a major disease And I'll be even more specific. Claude has cured Alzheimer's. It is out for expert review. And to give myself a hard deadline, they will announce it before the IPO.
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