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@RandomSprint

Husband. Father. Sentient paperclip.

 Based in United States
RandomSprint.github.io
Joined October 2021
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Replying to @HazratehAgha
Can't. It has too much plastic in it.
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Wow. You're going to arrest me for stealing a TV? Heartless!!! I just wanted a better life for my kids!
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Replying to @Thickskellyman
This is good!
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My son's first post.
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Replying to @thinkingshivers
THEN THEY SHOULD PAY FOR THE RIDDLE PASS. UGH.
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Does the set of things we're not allowed to talk about contain itself?
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Diamonds are out. Buying my wife a pfoa/pfos ring because our love is forever.
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Replying to @Whiskeypunk1
Congrats!!!
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Replying to @mattbramanti
Let's all agree to break our windows on three.
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GDP is higher if we burn that old oak door for heat and buy a new door at Home Depot.
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Replying to @202accepted
This is me. (No men)
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Replying to @IDisposable
No, I said duck tape
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Are vegans allowed to use duck tape?
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Replying to @uncledoomer
AutoCAD has ruined architecture.
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Replying to @StuffForSisters
Absolutely inevitable.
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Replying to @chris_land
Lol, I believe it.
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Sorry to my fans, but I鈥檓 now a chess content creator. This gambit lets you easily take the opponent's queen. Like, bookmark, and share before they nerf it.
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Behind the scenes
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Replying to @Bananasaur_Rex
It was part of a real university campaign back in the day. It's not legal advice.
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Wake me up when we start talking about hag-rid.
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