RandomSprint🧭
@RandomSprint

Husband. Father. Sentient paperclip.

 Based in United States
RandomSprint.github.io
Joined October 2021
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Sorry to my fans, but I’m now a chess content creator. This gambit lets you easily take the opponent's queen. Like, bookmark, and share before they nerf it.
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Does the set of things we're not allowed to talk about contain itself?
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Diamonds are out. Buying my wife a pfoa/pfos ring because our love is forever.
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You can just woo things
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Congrats!!!
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RandomSprint🧭
@RandomSprint
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GDP is higher if we burn that old oak door for heat and buy a new door at Home Depot.
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Let's all agree to break our windows on three.
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GDP is higher if we burn that old oak door for heat and buy a new door at Home Depot.
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type of guy who’s dating/fling history looks like a DEI poster
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This is me. (No men)
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Are vegans allowed to use duck tape?
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Do you mean Duck brand duct tape, or all brands of duct tape?
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No, I said duck tape
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its crazy how they used to just build bullshit
Architecture Hub
@archpng
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Massive wooden building Sibley Breaker, Pennsylvania, built in 1886 and destroyed by fire in 1906.
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AutoCAD has ruined architecture.
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Sorry to my fans, but I’m now a chess content creator. This gambit lets you easily take the opponent's queen. Like, bookmark, and share before they nerf it.
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M+32
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Absolutely inevitable.
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Replying to @RandomSprint
You are not going to believe this. Based on the single intro sentence, I accurately predicted the entire move sequence.
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Lol, I believe it.
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Wake me up when we start talking about hag-rid.
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Behind the scenes
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I remember my wedding night. My new wife was so excited. It had been a lovely evening, but she had enjoyed some champagne, so there was no way she could give informed consent. I had to turn her down.
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This image is fake, right?
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It was part of a real university campaign back in the day. It's not legal advice.
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based on popular demand, here's the list of top 50 women on X that are worth following. these accounts are unique, have taste and post bangers that you would rarely see in other accounts. here's the link: top50-women-x.pages.dev/
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you forgot mama @samwise_begins
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Such a calming, intelligent female presence. 🥰
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The Republic of Venice is CRIMINALLY overappreciated unless you wake up every morning cursing the 4th Crusade.
Denver Rayburn
@DenverRayburn
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Yes, Rome was great. But the Republic of Venice is CRIMINALLY underappreciated in America It lasted 1,100 years and built a moving assembly line centuries before Henry Ford
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Real ones are celebrating the 4th crusade whenever it comes up
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Interesting. Advocate for the devil some time, please.
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bj mf
RandomSprint🧭
@RandomSprint
Oct 2
The Republic of Venice is CRIMINALLY overappreciated unless you wake up every morning cursing the 4th Crusade.
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@RandomSprint the 4th crusade is proof The Problem predates the Protestant Reformation But I'd be curious to hear what yall think caused it and ***who was the guilty party?*** I have read, but I don't retain well and I don't trust establishment narratives
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As a cultural catholic, I agree with your assessment. The Venetians simply ignored the Pope's pleas for unity. Sad.
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Some percentage believes that mass immigration is bad. Some percentage believes that calling it bad makes things worse. I wonder how it plays out over the next few decades.
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