🚨 MIAMI-DADE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE A DETENTION CENTER MORE EXPENSIVE: GIVE IT A $9 MILLION “ART ALLOWANCE.” 🎨🚔 Yes — $9,000,000. For art. At a detention center. The Florida DOGE report specifically flags the allowance as part of the new detention-center project. At that price, inmates may need to stop calling it jail and start calling it Art Basel: Cell Block Edition. And somewhere, a taxpayer is still being told government has already cut everything it possibly can. Before anyone starts threatening police, fire or essential services, maybe we can agree the jail doesn’t need to double as an art gallery. Detainees get bars. Taxpayers get the bill.