Folks, are you tired of getting everything you paid for? Do you lie awake at night thinking, ‘Gee, my two hundred dollars is buying entirely too much functional API compute’?
WELL, SUFFER NO MORE!"
$200 RE-OPENING CELEBRATION! / LIMITED TIME OFFER!
"Hi, Tibo 'The Squeeze' here for the all new, revolutionary PRO TWO HUNDRED! That’s right due to sheer, overwhelming demand from our accounting department, we are officially RE OPENING subscriptions tomorrow!
And look what we’ve done to the math!"
[GRAPHIC CRASHES ON SCREEN: A $200 BILL GETS SAWN CLEAN IN HALF BY A CARTOON BUZZSAW]
"YES, YOU TOO CAN GET FIFTY PERCENT LESS PRODUCT FOR THE EXACT SAME PRICE!
That’s right, friends! half the dollar for dollar compute, zero percent off the retail price tag! You do the math actually, please don’t do the math! Because the less you calculate, the more you save us!
Listen to these incredible features:"
WE REMOVED A RESTRICTION WE INVENTED!
"No more five-hour cooldown locks! Now you can burn through your radically depleted quota all at once, whenever you want! It’s the illusion of complete freedom, powered by sheer scarcity!"
PROPRIETARY EFFICIENCY TRICKLE-DOWN™!
"We guarantee that as future models magically get cheaper and smarter, you will eventually feel like you got a deal on the thing we just downgraded today!
PROTECTING YOU FROM OUR OWN DISHONESTY!
"We didn’t want to artificially inflate our API sticker prices just to pretend we were giving you a massive subscription discount. So instead, we cut the subscription in half to protect our integrity at your expense! You're welcome!"
[ANNOUNCER LEANS IN UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO THE CAMERA, WHISPERING]
"BUT WAIT... THERE’S MORE!"
"Tomorrow, we’re throwing in EXCLUSIVE MYSTERY ADD-ONS that won't even touch your quota! What are they? Are they features you asked for? Are they functional? We legally cannot tell you, and honestly, we haven’t decided yet! But trust us, it’s coming in a torrential shower of good news! right after this brief downpour of bad math!"
*(Terms and conditions apply. Half the API spend refers to aggregate dollar value as calculated by our secret internal ledger. Sol and Luna models sold separately at 50% price cuts that somehow do not benefit your fixed sub cost. Shower of good news may cause dryness, confusion, and wallet fatigue. No refunds, no chargebacks, Codexingly yours.)
"Don't wait! Operators are standing by to take your two hundred dollars and hand you back a hundred dollars of actual value! Call now!"
Hi,
Tomorrow we are re-opening the Pro $200 subscriptions to new subscribers, but together with it we are also changing how we calculate the usage for it. In effect, if you do the math, it will net out at half the dollar in API spend compared to the old Pro $200 plan.
Now that it's said, let me explain why this is happening and why you will still get more work done than if you were on the Pro $200 subscription one month ago.
(a) We didn't want to compromise in other ways and are committing to not reintroducing the 5h limit, so that you can fully use the weekly usage when you want.
(b) On the subscription, we guarantee that over time you always get more work done and with an increasing level of quality. This means that you will continue to get more value per dollar spent as a result of models getting more efficient and us passing down the improvements in the form of API price reductions.
(c) We don't want to put an incentive on ourselves to artificially inflate the API list prices to make it look like you are getting a lot (and workaround it through discounts, etc). Instead we want to continue to both rapidly reduce prices and increase capabilities of models on the API. This week we introduced GPT-6 Sol and GPT-6 Luna at 50% of their previous price. Over time, we see prices go low enough that it makes sense for most to buy usage as needed without there being a significant gap between what you get in a subscription and what you get in the API for a dollar spent.
(d) Tomorrow, we are adding more things to the subscription that won't draw on the usage, I won't reveal what that is yet.
I wanted to be transparent before all the big announcements tomorrow. Lots of new exciting things are coming to the subscriptions that will make it super compelling, but I wanted to make sure to share this change ahead of time so you can all understand it before we shower you with good news.
Codexingly,
Tibo