The real perk of remote work is the ability to use your own toilet. That's priceless.

Aug 11, 2026 · 11:06 AM UTC

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Replying to @catalinmpit
This! Also work in the toilet lol
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Nah, that's kinda crazy
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It is great. At my age and having IBS I just tell them there is a non-zero chance that I shit myself in the office. I have accepted the condition so it is probably gonna be more embarrassing and awkward for them than me.
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I remember looking for an office a while back and instead of a small office room in boring corporate building i just rented a single room efficiency with bathroom (shower and toilet) for this exact reason. And private own kitchenette. Yeah it costs me more but it was well worth it
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I installed a bidet and I never looked back 🥹
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Nah. I used to love to blow up the toilet at work and blame it on my work nemesis
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Exactly. No bathroom harassment
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Jaja hay tanta razón en este tweet que jamás lo había pensado
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This!
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Replying to @catalinmpit
That's where all the great thoughts come in.
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It actually is
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haha, makes my day😂 (remote btw)
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You dont love going into the office and exfoliating your butthole raw with the 1ply gas station toliet paper???
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This is a luxury I had not considered. But now I won’t take it for granted
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Yes! And being able to wash your ass afterwards is glorious.
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oh yes. I remember being genuinely disgusted of how many people would go to the wc and not wash their hands even after n2.
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this and the ability to roam while also getting more work done than office roles
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The bidet IS nice, but what really makes it peak is nobody counting how many times you use the restroom (there’s always one keeping a spreadsheet in every office)
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That morning shit 💩 hit‘s different on the home toilet
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Or just get off your desk and do what you would normally do after work like working out, shopping, cleaning, washing clothes and etc. That's something you can't put the price on.
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no, I like stinking up public toilets and then escaping unseen like 007, while listening for exclamations of terror in the background of people reacting to my assault on their nostrils
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I hope the toilet isn’t a deciding factor of other parts of your life!
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You don't know how many times I have to commute to go use the bathroom and come back to the office during lunch hour!
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This is something a prisoner would say after being released from years of incarceration
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Worst part of working in a corporate R&D office was the fancy bathrooms were quiet af, like an audiometric booth. You could hear EVERY drop or plop in neighboring stalls 👀. A other reason to retire early 🙃
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Replying to @catalinmpit
It is a great perk. Also staying in pjs all day...
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Especially considering everyone in my office tries to open the door like it's the only exit and the building is on fire. I check the lock like I have OCD because of these people.
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I never knew someone else felt this too! I discovered this and other perks during the pandemic
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While attending meetings! Don’t forget that!
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I second this. Shitting next to your coworker is just weird.
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I work from home. I have a bidet at home. I’ve never seen one in any commercial buildings in the US. I think most of these people walking around are savages.
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Taking calls on the toilet with the camera off 😌
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No office perk can compete with not having to use an office bathroom. 😭
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Without conversations.
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