When Kinsky made that save yesterday, I cried tears of joy for the first time since Ange’s Europa Triumph. I was on nephew duties, and he asked me if I am ok. I told him, “Everything is fine. I have just witnessed the birth of one of the best future goalkeepers in front of my eyes”. He gave me a hug.

GOAL! #ManCity 1-1 Real Madrid (Agg: 1-4), Erling Haaland! [41’] #UCL

I cannot believe I even have to clarify this, it is ridiculous. Genuinely ridiculous. But no, I do not touch myself to James Maddison videos. The screenshot you are seeing is fabricated. Please stop believing it.

Happy Birthday, 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻! 🥳 Our Olympien celebrates his 2️⃣4️⃣th birthday today! 🎂🎉

Never mind, we figured it out 📸🩵

Unreal performance 🇩🇪

🇳🇬🗣️ Victor Boniface: "Life is like a shoe, you cannot drink a cow because the earth is carrot. Think about it......."

Isaks aura is ridiculous you can just tell he has sex if that makes sense

this is frying me bro

Fan spots Lionel Messi driving with no tints 👀

Gyokores seems to like his hair a lot Wonder how he will score header goals

We'll see prime Rashford soon

🚨 RB Leipzig asking price for Benjamin Sesko ~€75m guaranteed + add-ons & percentage of future sale. Fee expectation communicated to suitors for 22yo striker. #NUFC / #MUFC pursuing but no agreements yet with #RBLeipzig or Slovenia forward @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6519737…

Really nigga 😂

Happy 25th birthday to one of the BEST wingers in the world! 🇧🇷🌟 • 41 games for Brazil • 7 goals • 6 assists

Inter Miami conceded less goals than Inter Milan in the UCL final vs. PSG. 🤝

🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Florian Wirtz to Liverpool, HERE WE GO! Liverpool verbally agree deal in principle with Bayer Leverkusen for package reaching €150m add-ons included. Player side already agreed two weeks ago with move now imminent. Wirtz set for medical and contract signing.

What if someone who kisses the Champions League trophy had herpes?