screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

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that will be $99/month sir
me: “ah let me set my alarm for a good night’s sleep” <the app that controls my smart mattress>: “wanna know when you’re gonna die?” [ continue ] [ cancel ]
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lg tvs just literally wiretapping everything you say around them just make a goddamn tv without internet i can use in peace you cowards piped.video/watch?v=6IFVTcM2…
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LG is weaseling so hard about this “Automatic content recognition (ACR) is an opt-in feature according to LG” you mean the feature that you go out of your way to auto-enable and trick people into turning on uh huh “LG TVs process voice data only when the voice button on the remote control is pressed and held” Ok but you DO store it before that then “or when a wake word such as 'Hi LG' is recognized after [it is activated]” LG software basically tricks you into turning this on “the TVs do not collect or record ambient conversations” so why are there logs of conversations near the tv stored on their hardware then total garbage. don’t let lg tvs on the internet.
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ffs now the sky has ads too teddit.net/r/toronto/comment…
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we got toothbrush DRM before GTA6
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6yo realized we always order groceries on sundays and snuck this into our whole foods cart this morning
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great day for all the people with teeth kink when the mouth camera gets hacked
Dyson trained an AI on 470,000 dental images and put it inside a toothbrush. With a camera. That flosses for you. In real time. It's called the CameraJet for $499. Launched today. A 100,000-pixel macro lens sits inside the brush head. It takes 28 images per second while you brush. The AI detects gaps between your teeth and within 100 milliseconds fires a precision jet of mouthrinse directly into the gap. It's computer vision doing your flossing. While you brush. Automatically. Only Dyson would look at a toothbrush and think it needs a camera, a machine learning model, and a jet engine.
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Bought a new Dyson fan, set it up connected to the Wifi, and then it suddenly turned off for minutes, unable to turn back on. Turns out, it was spontaneously updating itself. This is not how a household appliance should update, I’m sorry… why do we accept such sloppiness?
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if I saw an ad in my car software i think id just drive into the sea
seems crazy. The movie Spider-Man: Brand New Day paid BMW to take over the display of every BMW made after 2020. When you start a BMW, it shows you an ad for Spider Man. Really cheapens BMW imo.
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use this one WEIRD trick to make your customers never purchase your car again
Check this out, today when you start your BMW, you see an advert for #spiderman #brandnewday
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My toddler was stuck in his room waiting for the green light to turn on because Hatch was down
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recently got an lg g5 and the best decision I made was to not allow it to ever touch the internet
honestly, fuck LG for adding these notifications at startup on their TVs. I had every option for promotions disabled in the system settings, but they added new ones through the built in apps. I’ll never ever own anything LG ever again.
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if you have an lg tv that IS on the internet they literally slather the menus with ad slop …. The good news is Pihole / NextDNS work very well for blocking that 🙇‍♀️
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touch screens on appliances are cursed
I just fixed my oven with two teaspoons by spending literally a full hour sitting in front of it doing this over and over until it worked piped.video/watch?v=fYwD8uqx…
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my family got a smart thermostat the other day and I got it set up on my phone, it took it <60 seconds to start begging us for more money
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Today my Daikin AC required me to accepts its new terms and conditions to continue using it
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enshittification is undefeated
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