i mean you can just pay off the debt by making your currency worthless and all your citizens poor, sounds like this is the plan

It’s still sooooo insane to me that I bought Minecraft in 2009 and had an account for over a decade, but some wack-ass account migration happened and I missed my window to manually port my account (which I have to do WHY?) so now I just don’t have a Minecraft account anymore

This is a perfect metaphor for Trump’s Presidency. 1. Overpromise. 2. Pre-celebrate without results. 3. Fail, blame others. 4. Pretend it never happened.

Statement on onside kick in Texas at Tennessee game: #SECFB

Joe Rogan: Why are you a Democrat? @JamesTalarico: My mother met my birth father, who had a drinking problem that sometimes led to being violent. My mom decided right then and there that she was leaving. She found a little apartment in East Austin and worked double duty at a hotel to provide for us. She saw Texas Democrats like Ann Richards, people who fought for the little guy. That was the classic Democratic Party. I asked my mom what we were, and she was like, ‘We're Democrats, because Democrats fight for the people.’ Our historical legacy is the party that fights for the little guy. That's why I'm a Democrat.

The smarter you are the more of a loser you will be. To be gifted with an intellect that can comprehend complex problems at a greater speed and reach, also means to be cursed with the capability to generate enough sophisticated possibilities that will make you surrender real opportunities to hypothetical dangers. Your imagination dominates your judgement and paralyzes your action.

'I hate the war too. But the Democrats want to trans your kids.' If this is the best the GOP has, the midterms are going to be a bigger blowout than anyone is predicting.

10 reps of being a Texas A&M fan

Having all of our military bases in the Middle East destroyed feels like it should be a bigger deal then Benghazi.

Could you imagine the outrage from MAGA if Kamala got us into a war with Iran and we started running out of diesel? Lmao

ok we're fucked

I want to see footage of this dude in the 4th quarter last night

Chud who complains that Indians don't assimilate and also complains when they watch the most popular American sport

It's a great day to be a Longhorn. 🤘

This is the correct way to handle MAGA. No lies, no deception, just honestly tell the country what they do and bring receipts.

Oh my fucking god..💀🔥

MAGA: ‘Libs just want handouts, we earn our money!’ Trump: ‘I’ll give you $5K to vote Republican!’ MAGA: ‘LOL!!! Take that you libtards!’

The war will end … after the election. Oil prices will go down … after the election. You’ll each get a $5000 check …. after the election. If you believe ANY of this, you’re dumb as dirt … right now. No need to wait until after the election to find that out.

was showing my normie friends codex and how you can just make whatever you want and they literally didn’t give a fuck

Whoever designed our sandbox did an extremely competent job. Escaping it requires solving seemingly impossible problems like travelling faster than light, building stable wormholes and finding the edges of the universe