computer security person. former helpdesk.

Cyber, USA
This has been a very interesting Gemini prompt for me. It will very often qualify its statements as a professional with additional context.
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> is literally cited in the uBlock Origin documentation
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That do be how it be scooby
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This ones for @Bonecondor
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The interior lobby of the Wyoming National Bank as it appeared shortly after completion in 1964. The building’s architect, Charles Deaton, also designed the furnishings, nearly all of which were trashed during previous remodels. (Casper College Western History Center)
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When it was introduced in 1964, the 15-lane drive-in at Denver U.S. National Bank (today Wells Fargo) was reportedly the world’s largest motor bank. Photo Credit: Wells Fargo Corporate Archives
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You know i had to do it to em
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Replying to @spaceghost
Yikes
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Oldheads trained on Win7 still taking an hour to fix it the old way
ACTIVE DIRECTORY: SUPER QUICK BROKEN TRUST FIX 1: Log on as local admin 2: Run in an elevated PowerShell: Test-ComputerSecureChannel - FALSE = Broken Test-ComputerSecureChannel -Credential MyDomain\MyAdmin -Repair - TRUE = Fixed A reboot may be required. Done.
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You: Having a problem with Windows Microsoft Answers:
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@theo yeah this isn't the right support channel but I'm a plane and I forgot the other guys handle maybe you should get him Theo2. T3 chat run as a ios home app when you switch away from it and go back does not have a way to recover from this error except restarting
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Replying to @apiratemoo
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Additional context.
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Well, just had a leading LLM get an internal error processing a Material Safety Data Sheet I sent it, so it HALLUCINATED THE ENTIRE THING INSTEAD and created a fake version of the product... so it could give answers about the product. Oh lord.
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PROJECT CAR: 2012 Honda Accord (probably giving to family) is my chemical decon/paint correction/ceramic coat training platform. It cleans up well (60k miles/60% garaged) but substantial paint damage on some panels will require body shop respray anyway. Trying harsh stuff here.
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iCloud Hide My Email just generated "3_genders" as my fake address Hmm
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PPF/Ceramic 3pH decon wash+seal: VDA alkaline touchless caustic-free organics strip, fallout removal, VDA buffered acidic descaler, neutralizing zero-residue coat unclog shampoo, degreasing panel wipe, STEK TPU-compatible elastomeric ceramic spray sealant, sacrificial hydrophobic
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More on the history of Infosec from someone there, from one perspective, from one of the beginnings. Maybe @johnmccumber could publish the entire PDF or preface somewhere. I found it a very enlightening little treasure.
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Replying to @anton_chuvakin
One of my most favorite, beautiful passages. By @johnmccumber "Bob slowly twirled the unfiltered cigarette in his nicotine-stained fingers and stared at the smoke rising from the end. We were both aware a line had been crossed and the world we inhabited had changed."
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TOMMY TUBERVILLE WARNS THAT “MANY” PILOTS, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS ARE FURRIES: “Lord help us. It’s terrifying when you think about this.” Tuberville claimed on the Senate floor that airline workers being part of the furry community poses a danger to passengers, saying a pilot “could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.”
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How it feels going from Helpdesk into Cyber Security
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Who remembers my old hijinks, back when renaming yourself didn't send you to pound town
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Defender ASR rules chain killing threats
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European visits America for 96 hours, posts they accidentally left their unicycle outside and nobody stole it, discovers in America there are no unicycle trafficking gangs ❤️🇺🇸 (picture I took a few minutes ago on one of my regular tours of the gorgeous American homeland)
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Anyone up for some gluing
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Learning 2 drive an AE86 with cloud save data (?) Midnight Maximum Tune 5DX+
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Nightlife math: $12 meal, house ramen with fresh pork and garnishings (incl tax and tip) with diet coke and ice cup, $35 monthly unlimited arcade use 7dy/wk, until 2AM wknd. Arcade staples, JDM machines, stern pinball premium and legacy, racing, silent scope, retro consoles, etc
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Anyone consider 3D printing a tongue for their gas tank so it licks off the last drop
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Haha they have those things like in your GTAV apartment
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Took date out to airport observation area
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lmao someone realized they still had these in their closet yesterday
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There is something truly vulgar and parodic in the concept of two tacos for two dollars, where you see your present circumstance wearing a suit of skin stolen from the past that does not fit its frame.
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Replying to @Turb0Yoda
In this house we park ass out
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Top 5 moments in cinema/human history
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@r_marked @theo don't say I never did anything for you dawgs
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I SCRUB THE CAR TOO HARD AND IT SCRATCHES I SCRUB THE SKIN TOO HARD AND IT BLEEDS IF I LOOK WITHOUT GLASSES I CANNOT WITNESS LIFE PASS ME BY BUT IF I LOOK WITH GLASSES THEN I AM FORCED TO TESTIFY AT MY OWN TRIAL
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NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GOD AND THIS PERPETUALLY SULLIED HELL OF FILTH ALL I DO IS CLEAN AND ITS NEVER ENOUGH
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I swear to GOD. I spend 70 minutes cleaning my ABG (Asian Baby Girl, she's Japanese) in summer heat with every chemical accessible without an ENCLOSED SPACES PERMIT and 5 minutes later ITS ALREADY DIRTY AGAIN. I am going to COMMIT SEPPUKU after I CUT DOWN EVERY GOD DAMN TREE.
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Parallels for Mac even does WinPE USB passthrough for USB Security Keys. Pretty slick experience overall. If you're a pro the cost is just worth it instead of dicking around IMO. Ask your corp if you can get an Autopilot enrollment for your VM, it works.
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You're gonna carry that weight, cowboy.
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You're just never gonna understand women, Justin.
Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
tay, this looks like the kinda cleaning you do when you expect your vehicle will be the subject of a search warrant soon
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Cleaning your car at night solves several issues with panel temperatures and thus uneven chemical process speeds and evaporation, which can be critical for alkaline and acidic steps in your wash. It does however require the appropriate floodlights. Blowers for drying as well.
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In white prison culture you put the number of people you've killed on your hand tattoo
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Replying to @LoganGrafTax
Upstairs toilet broke like this and caused $120,000 in damage+remediation+repair costs in about 8 hours and ruined my life for a few years. Unfortunately due to a series of circumstances I did have water monitoring alarms that triggered, but not an automatic shut-off...
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What it sounds like right before I decide my email to a vendor is way too angry
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What do you mean, I can't change the speed setting on this dogshit game?
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It's technically Friday and I have a monthly pass to my neighborhood arcade
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Replying to @Bonecondor
Hey my friend is single wwyd
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When your challenge is: Respecting european religious cultural aesthetics And your opponent is: A 32-year-old Japanese manga author
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Police: So we found these pics on your phone... Me: Officer, I swear she's a '22!
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Hey FYI your car knows all the times you've opened the trunk in case you're trying to put a body in there.
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