Unofficial, unlicensed, unsanctioned and unauthorized mascot of the LA Dodgers. Craig Kimbrel fan. Manager of the Westchester Getters fantasy baseball team.

To whomever it was, that stole my Grandma’s (RIP 2025)cemetery vase and swapped it with an older one, so you could use the newer one for yourself, from the bottom of my heart: Fuck you. And you better not be there the next time I come to visit Holy Cross Culver City.
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My fuckin bank account, retard
So if yall don’t want your tax money going to food stamps, housing, education, healthcare, or free lunch programs.. what exactly DO you want it going towards?
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I've tasted unemployment. I have tasted 9-5. I recommend being born in a wealthy family.
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As much as South Park pretends to be "edgy" with Trump Penis jokes pretending like they're "fighting against censorship," remember they bent the knee about Mohammad, deleted the episode, apologized, and ever even came close to touching that again because they're abject cowards.
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He was even colder in the playoffs.
PCA looks absolutely freezing on the sideline of the Bears game
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The "free stuff" trap. This is what you get with commies in charge. They promise free stuff, attack & tax successful people, drive thousands of taxpayers to flee...then they need to raise taxes on YOU to make up for the losses in revenue. EVERY time. Sales taxes screw the poor.
L.A .County sales tax increases to 10.25% for 5 years
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I have the worst governor of all time.
Gavin Newsom uses the open of his podcast to sign a bill forcing companies to dig for slavery ties -- and make them public. "This is a bill that requires large companies that operated before 1965 to search their records for ties to slavery, going back to 1849." "And then we make it public." "Accountability starts with the truth." He's announcing the launch of a corporate guilt record to set the stage for reparations, set to a cheesy soundtrack. This guy wants to be president.
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"A Happy ending would have felt like a betrayal to the franchise" Uh huh...Except nearly every game has a happy ending. Jill and Chris fly off into the sunset. Claire and Leon escape Raccoon City and save a child. Jill defeats Nemesis and vows to take down Umbrella. The fuck you mean "Betrayal of the franchise." The entire symbolism and philosophy of Resident Evil is that man CAN overcome the horrors. Christ in heaven are these people made in a lab ran by those incompetent, idiotic "Umbrella Scientists" from Cregger's dumbfuck movie??
Hating the RE ending because he turns into a monster is wild. That's what makes it hit. All that struggle, and the horror still wins. A happy ending would've felt like a betrayal of the franchise.
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AOC claims 7 frat boys "lured a woman into a frat house, drugged, and gang raped her" Turns out… NONE OF THIS HAPPENED: > Jane willingly went to the frat house > willingly had sex, drugs and alcohol > told police it was 100% consensual > 2 YEARS LATER, changes her mind
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If you live in California and are struggling financially, stop voting for Democrats. They just raised your taxes again.
Starting today, LA County ties for the highest baseline county sales tax rate in the entire United States at 10.25%. Lancaster and Palmdale, where many of my friends and people I know already struggle to make ends meet, sales tax is now 11.75% - the highest in the state. I still just don’t understand how we keep voting to continuously give more & more money to our local government while services continue to get worse, our politicians continue to give more of our money to their friends, and fraud goes unchecked. How does this actually help everyday Angelenos who have both mom and dad working and sometimes it’s not even enough to support their families? This is not helping our kids. It’s not making schools better. It’s not making roads better or helping with public transit. It’s not making us safer. It’s not making housing more affordable, or food, or gas or utilities. Why do we keep voting for more and more tax increases and worse and worse politicians?
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California set aside $24 billion for homelessness. California then announced that the entire $24 billion DISAPPEARED. Finally, it was tracked down. It turns out that the funds were turned over to an NGO. Instead of helping the homeless, the funds were used for a mansion in LA, a home in Greece, and a $125,000 vehicle. All under the watchful eye of Gavin Newsom. The dude belongs in prison.
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States should ditch lethal injection and just go back to hanging or firing squads. Lethal injection was never about making execution less "cruel." It was simply easier to take for the executioners and spectators - it looks like someone going to sleep, no blood. It was hypocritical from the beginning, covering up the violence of the act.
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Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.
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Thank God California has built millions of acre-feet of reservoirs to capture this water to defend and forestall future drought!
We are about to see one of the largest rain events that’s ever been triggered in the continental United States by a Pacific Hurricane. After making landfall in Baja California, the saturated remnants of former-Category 5 Hurricane Polo are going to inject a massive conveyor belt of deep, tropical moisture up through NW Mexico and into the U.S. South-Central Texas could be at the epicenter of the event, with isolated rain totals potentially reaching up to a FOOT this week.
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Capcom really want you to forget about the original resident evil games.
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🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump is GOING OFF on California and Gavin Newsom for making Californians SUFFER with massive gas prices California has the highest gas taxes in the COUNTRY. and they BLOCK new refineries from being built Their gas prices are SIGNIFICANTLY higher than even HAWAII, who has to ship in every single gallon from THOUSANDS of miles away, to their island in the middle of the PACIFIC OCEAN "It's SO UNFAIR what California is doing. They closed their refineries. They were actually the third or fourth biggest oil producer in the country. Nobody thinks of California that way. They have a LOT of oil in California, but they don't use it because of the environmental LUNATICS." "[Californians] are being charged SO MUCH. It's so sad to see and how they keep electing these people that have no idea what they're doing."
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This is the problem with the remake timeline rewrite. Leon shows up for his 1st day and somehow has more ties to the RPD than Jill, who literally WORKED there??? Jill Valentine’s history with Raccoon City got treated like optional lore. She deserved better , and so did the fans.
It's a day he'll never forget.
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You think they learned their lesson yet? 🤔
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They would’ve killed Clayton Kershaw for having this final line
Chris Sale in his longest career postseason start: 6.1 IP | 4 H | 3 R | 1 BB | 9 K’s | 22 Whiffs He exited with the Braves up 2-1 and 2 runners on, and both runs came around to score.
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